Apple is Teaching iPhones to Roll Over

iphoneIt’s been a while amiright? Yeah, sorry about that. Life you know.


Some time ago Apple applied for a patent to help their iPhones to “fall like a cat.” I know what you’re thinking, well no I don’t but here’s what I’m thinking, why would you want your phone to flail about and scratch the everliving hell out of you when you drop it?

I guess that’s not what they were going for, they are trying to geek screens from breaking. Which is a noble pursuit I suppose because the last iPhone I saw dropped exploded so spectacularly that I was surprised when no one was killed.

I suppose this new technology will replace the current format where iPhones are trained to fall like a piece of toast. So that they always land face down.