«

»

May 09 2014

Application Denied: Lawer’s Bid to Marry his Porn-Filled Laptop Turned Down

mac-logo-fixedAt what point is a person no longer fit to represent themselves in court? Probably right after they deny counsel. How about this one, when is a person no longer fit to represent others in court? Probably long before you find out that they intend to marry their porn-filled laptop.

Chris Sevier, who has been suspended from practising law on disability/mental health grounds, claimed he fell in love with his Apple MacBook and “preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things”.

Oh, it was a MacBook. That explains a lot. iSheep will go to crazy lengths to be with their precious Apple devices. Did you hear about the guy that fell into a volcano trying to save his iPhone. Totally happened.

Hit the jump for an unsurprising shot of the guy.

CHRIS-SEVIER_2902775c

Last year Mr Sevier attempted to sue Apple after the mistyping of ‘Facebook’ led him to pornographic images while using the Safari browser.

He said the images “poisoned his life”, with his escalating addiction leading to the breakdown of his marriage and causing him “to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalisation.”

By .

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: