Dec 26 2013

Best Use for Broccoli: Food Art

Broccoli Tree House

Broccoli Tree House

What do you do with food that is inedible? Things like broccoli and cucumbers. You use them for art obviously. While some people think you should be eating these trash items we know better. If God would have wanted us to eat them he wouldn’t have made them taste like poison. Now that we’ve grown up and know that we aren’t dinosaurs who need to eat their trees to grow big and strong we know to avoid such horrible garden-fodder.

Artist Brock Davis had the same thought so he made some nice art out of his food. Yes he did have to sacrifice some of the more delicious foods to the cause, but that is what art is all about sacrifice and causes. Or so I’m told by the crazy artists I see painting illegible words on the side of the elementary school.

We’ll make this a voting list. I want to see your comments on which one you like the best. Not to pursued your vote but I think the Gummy Bearskin Rug is brilliant. At the end we’ll see which piece of art gets the most votes and one of the people who voted for it will win a prize.*

Hit the jump for a bunch more.

Gingershred Man

Gingershred Man

Cake Ramp

Cake Ramp

Honey Bear

Honey Bear

Grape Dog

Grape Dog

Cereal Tie Fighter

Cereal Tie Fighter

Apple Owl

Apple Owl

Rice Krispyhenge

Rice Krispyhenge

Super Fly

Super Fly

Twinkie Circuitry

Twinkie Circuitry

Noodles on a Plate

Noodles on a Plate

Gummy Bearskin Rug

Gummy Bearskin Rug

Banana Peel Hat

Banana Peel Hat

Cucumber Whale

Cucumber Whale

Hot Dog

Hot Dog

*Ain’t nobody got money for prizes. You win pride. In fact, no you don’t. You win nothing; and not like the Snapple-contest-nothing, you win nothing-nothing. In fact, I probably won’t even follow through with the naming of a winner. Unless the mood really strikes me. Like a football to the groin.

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