What if all of humanity was made up of soccer players? We’d have to live in a world that has been completely toddler-proofed so that they don’t hurt themselves with their constant flopping. It really is like temper tantrums mixed with narcolepsy.
World Cup flopping is an art, a tradition and a major frustration for spectators.
The way some players flail and scream at the slightest physical contact on the field, only to be fine moments later, makes you wonder if FIFA is handing out Academy Awards instead of the World Cup trophy at the end of the tournament.
Really if we wanted to watch bad actors falling down while they pretend to be some sort of sports hero I would watch pro wrestling. And that just isn’t going to happen, ever.
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