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May 03 2013

Mmmmmm…..Cameltoes. Not What You Think.

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(Just make this image opposite in your mind and you’ll have a pretty good visual of what is going on)

Turns out that Mali will give you a camel as a present for good will. What doesn’t seem to be acceptable is when Mali citizens eat said camel to stay alive. Camels are ugly anyway, and apparently they are huge jerks too (see above). I don’t doubt that this camel deserved it. Here is some of the Reuters report:

The president of France will soon get a “bigger and better-looking” camel after an apparent misunderstanding led to a West African family eating the original camel that was given to him as a gift.

Authorities in Mali say they will now send the replacement camel to France for safe keeping after the faux pas was discovered last week. The family of farmers in northern Mali whom President Francois Hollande asked to care for his young camel slaughtered the animal to make stew.

An unnamed government official in northern Mali told Reuters, “We are ashamed of what happened to the camel. It was a present that did not deserve this fate.”

Don’t even try to check the Onion on this one. It’s not from them. This is real….seriously. 

Hit the jump for more.

Bahahaha! I can just imagine that whole thing

Camel: “I can’t wait to go to Paris to see all the things I’ve always wanted to see. And my new owner is really nice.”

Mali Family: “Hey camel, don’t worry, your owner will be back soon to pick you up and take you on your trip. Boy am I hungry though.”

Camel: “Thanks guys, I appreciate you letting me stay here for a little bit. I can’t imagine what it would be like if….what the hell…stop it…put down my leg! You’ll pay fo…….blegkwuhhhh…….”

No news yet as to what happened to the people with 35 gallons of camel stew. I’m guessing that would be pretty difficult to hide. 

 

Thanks to Outback Australian Camels for the pic.

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