Category: Book

Dec 20 2013

Kama Pootra: 52 Ways to Poop

If you asked me before now I would have told you there are two ways to poop. The correct way and in your pants. But it turns out I wasn’t being imaginative enough. But Daniel Cole Young is nothing if not imaginative. So he created the Kama Pootra with 52 Mind-Blowing ways to poop. After …

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Dec 18 2013

NeverEnding Story for Today’s Audience

Okay, I’m gonna level with you. I’ve never seen The NeverEnding Story. Apparently that makes me a horrible person and I’m being threatened with a severe beating. I need to find new friends. Anywho… here’s a sweet set of creations by artist Nicolas Francoeur where he took the characters from the movie and updated them to …

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Dec 16 2013

A Man and His Quest toDraw Himself in 100 Styles

Artist Mike Holmes is on a quest to draw himself, and in most cases his cat, in 100 different styles. I didn’t even know there were 100 different styles that someone and their cat could be drawn in. The only styles I draw in are stick figures and photographs. And neither happen very often. To …

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Dec 12 2013

Move Over Star Wars Nativity Scene: Cthulhu Santa is Here

Nothing says Christmas quite like an indescribably horrible beast with a bag full of the same, spreading feelings of terror to all the little girls and boys around the world. Oh, and instead of reindeer pulling the sleigh, it’s a blob of terror. It looks like very bad, indescribably terrible weather this year. Santa Cthulhu‘s …

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Dec 11 2013

Well That’s Horrifying: Dental Training Dummy Calendar

What scares you the most? Wow, that’s really screwed up. You should talk to a priest or something. If that last statement doesn’t apply to you and you answered “the dentist” or “mannequins” or “calendars” then I’d like to welcome you to your nightmare. Here’s a calendar presumably put out by Satan himself, that uses …

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Dec 09 2013

Coming to a Nightmare Near You: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark the Movie

Remember these books? You read them in like 5th or 6th grade and didn’t sleep for two weeks afterwards. Your mom got mad and went and talked to the school counselor to see if you would ever recover and the counselor had to tell her that, “He didn’t know because his kid’s been up for …

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Nov 08 2013

Start ’em Early: Introductory Calculus for Infants

“What can we do to get our 4-year-olds into Princeton?” I kid you not, I heard that question yesterday. Well crazy parent, here’s your answer.  Calculus for infants.  It’s described as “The storybook adventure of two friends as they explore the wonders of calculus.” Be aware, if you purchase this for your infant then you …

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Nov 05 2013

Always Read The Manual: Deathstart Owner’s Technical Manual

Whenever you purchase a new product it’s always a good idea to read the owner’s manual. We all know that and we all ignore it too. Well, I did read a manual for a camera I bought once, it was pretty dry reading and about 3/4 of it appeared to be in another language. Everything …

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Oct 23 2013

So Much Jowl Resistance: High-Speed Photos of Dogs Shaking

20 points to anyone who can guess which of these pictures I just made my desktop background. If you had a high speed camera what would you do with it? If you wouldn’t take pictures of people sneezing and dogs shaking water off their ears then you are wasting this technology. Luckily Carli Davidson knows …

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Oct 16 2013

Missed Their Letter To Hogwarts: Owl Smashes Into Window

It’s a sad day for one of the children of Lisa Loader, 41, of Bridport, Dorset, England; they just missed their letter to Hogwarts. How and why did they miss it? Well, the how is that they apparently have no chimney, mail slot or other openings in their home that a letter can get into. …

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