Category: Children

May 28 2014

Do Not Want: Killer Cartoon Characters

Those dutiful followers among you will remember DeviantArtist DanLuVisiArt from a post I wrote about a year ago. Here is more of the same from him. Your favorite childhood characters turned to drug-addled killers. I always kind of figured all my most beloved characters had some secrets. They are movie and TV people after all. …

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May 22 2014

Do Not Want: McDonald’s New Mascot will Eat your Soul

This is Happy, the newest McDonald’s mascot, and he is happy to see that you’re here. He’s also not impressed that you brought him a red-head as a sacrifice though. What good does a ginger do for a soul-hungry fast food mascot? According to the company, the character, which was originally introduced in France in …

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May 16 2014

Super Cat Saves the Day: Pet Cat Saves Child From Dog Attack

Every now and then even a cat can be a useful. Case in Point: A horrifying YouTube clip from Roger Triantafilo shows his son innocently riding a bike at the end of the driveway when a vicious dog approaches from behind the boy and attacks him. Triantafilo’s cat was nearby and rushed to protect the …

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May 06 2014

Unreasonably Creepy: Wooden Sculptures Comment on Growing Up

Artist Gehard Demetz created a set of wooden carvings that he calls The Invocation. The set of sculptures are meant to comment on the transition from childhood to adulthood. Apparently that transition is absolutely terrifying in Italy instead of just annoying and inconvenient like it is here in America. You’ll get the idea as you …

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May 05 2014

A Boy, His Dog, and the Zombie Apocalypse

Who’s excited for the zombie apocalypse? I am. Just this weekend I spent some quality time honing my marksmanship and caloric intake skills. Since those are two of the most important skills to have for when the sh*t hits the fan I proclaim this a weekend well wasted. In most zombie apocalypse stories, the protagonist …

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May 02 2014

There’s a Thought: 3D Printing Felt Toys

3D printing aka additive manufacturing, laying down knowledge, has been around for a while now. So every time I’m less and less surprised to hear that someone is printing in a new material. Plastic is still the most common but metals are getting up there and printers even work in chocolate and straight sugar now. …

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Apr 24 2014

Wish I was There: Cleveland Released 1.5 Million Balloons

Ok, so this isn’t exactly news, but only reporting news would be restricting so we’ll just ignore that. The same way you try to ignore those teens wearing restricting pants who stand by your car in the parking lot and smoke. What are they doing out there? Why can’t they stand somewhere else? I don’t …

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Apr 22 2014

Fooom, You Just Blew My Mind: Balloon in a Car Breaks Physics

So physics, amiright? It’s pretty much the most confusing thing in this world. Aside from trying to set up email on an iPad. Compared to that Quantum Entanglement is as clear-cut as a cheese sandwich. Here’s Dustin from Smarter Every Day using his magical powers to make a balloon accelerate along with him in his …

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Apr 22 2014

Minor Diffences: Artist Corrupts Coloring Books

Do you ever purposefully color outside the lines? I don’t. I have a hard enough time keeping inside the lines to begin with if I let myself start coloring outside them who knows what could happen? I mean, the world could end. You don’t know. Over at Coloring Book Corruptions they’re not so worried about …

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Apr 16 2014

Do Not Want: Teen Falls into a Coma After a “Friend” Squeezes his Nuts

Boys will be boys right? Wrong. It is never okay to touch another man’s junk, unless you are a licensed practicing physician and you are checking for a hernia. Now, turn your head and cough. The 17-year-old, who is from Artane in Dublin, suffered cardiac arrest while joking around with other youths. He passed out …

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