Category: Children

Somebody Needs a Nap: The Avengers as Children

Artist Ben Oliver decided it was high time that someone look into what the Avengers looked like as kindergarteners. The answer is generally grumpy and sometimes bearded. Two things that you just don’t want to see in a 5-year-old. It looks like all these kids have a really rough home life. And that saddens me. …

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Of Course They Do: Polish Priest Says LEGO Minifigs Destroy Children’s Souls

I know, I’ve been MIA for a few days. I needed a vacation, I got a 12 hour car drive to visit the in-laws. Not sure what to call that. But I survived so that means you get to deal with it and listen to me some more. Did you hear about this? Father Slawomir …

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About what I Expected: Muppets Imagined as People

Deviant artist Nick Hoffman decided it was time to take a break from drawing different versions of Disney Princesses and decided instead to draw the Muppets as they would look as cartoon people. You may recognize some of these people from their work in daytime children’s television and/or the justice system where they appear frequently …

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Do You Want to Build a Snowman: Girl Endures Pain of Splinter Removal by Singing

This sad little girl is Francesca and that’s her mom doing what moms do best, trying not to laugh at their children as they cause them pain. Actually she’s digging out a sliver. Which is another talent only moms seem to have mastered. I still go to my mom with slivers. She may dig it …

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Want: Bracelet Makes Anything into a Sound Making Toy

Here’s the perfect gift to get for your nieces and nephews. It’s a smart bracelet called Moff that lets you turn anything at all into a noise-making toy. Why would you not give your own children such an awesome gadget? Think about it for a second? Right, the noise-making part. Get your kid a Rubik’s …

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Sealed for Freshness: Vietnamese Children Ford River in a Plastic Bag

No that’s not a CCTV image of a serial murder in progress. What is is is cell phone footage of a man in Vietnam loading a preschool child into a big plastic bag and floating them across a flooded river so that they can get to school without messing up their school uniform. This particular …

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Badass Michonne Barbie will Murder Classic Barbie

Flickr user Peewee Parker created this custom-made Michonne doll from The Walking Dead. She looks like she’d sneak up on Barbie’s Dream House and take it as her own. All the blood on the walls would hurt the resale value but parking the convertible out front will attract a lot of buyers anyway. It’s about …

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Do Not Want: Godfather Horse Head Pillow

Fans of The Godfather will recognize what’s going on here. But now you don’t have to be horrified and disgusted by it like you used to be. Kropserkel has come out with a Horse Head Pillow that will let the softer among us to recreate one of our favorite classic movie scenes. A great conversation …

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I’m Impressed: Realistic Finger Paintings

Finger painting is one of those things that we’ve all loved to do since we were in preschool. Unfortunately very few of us ever got good enough at it to consider pursuing finger painting as a career past kindergarten. A while back I featured one and here’s another one. This time around the paintings are …

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The Muppets Go for Ice Cream

If any of you weren’t aware, it’s February in Texas too. But in places like Houston it’s already hot enough to stop and get drive through ice cream. No one is immune to the pull of a drive through ice cream parlor. Except for people whose car windows don’t roll down, so I’m safe. Here’s …

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