Category: Clothing

Apr 08 2014

Would Wear: Bruise Suit Indicates Internal Injuries for Those Who Feel No Pain

Some people won’t let an injury or genetic condition stop them. People like the athletes in the Paralympics. The problem arises when someone who has no sensation in parts of their body gets injured. Sometimes even serious injuries can go unnoticed and hence untreated. That’s where this new Bruise suit comes in. The athlete wears …

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Apr 08 2014

Weren’t They Always: New Scratch-n-Sniff Jeans

How long is it okay to wear a pair of jeans without washing them? I think a week is about right. It takes two days for them to loosen up after a washing so they are actually wearable and then can usually last about 5 more days until they are too dirty to pass off …

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Mar 21 2014

Sealed for Freshness: Vietnamese Children Ford River in a Plastic Bag

No that’s not a CCTV image of a serial murder in progress. What is is is cell phone footage of a man in Vietnam loading a preschool child into a big plastic bag and floating them across a flooded river so that they can get to school without messing up their school uniform. This particular …

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Mar 17 2014

For Sale: Old-Timey Space Suits

Next month these two suits go on sale. the left is an American “Mercury suit” and the right is a Soviet “Strizh spacesuit.” Either one would make a fine addition to any well-stocked wardrobe. You don’t even have to wait for casual Friday to wear these. They are business suits after all. Mercury suits date …

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Mar 12 2014

I have No Idea what I’m Doing: Beekeeping Donkey

This is Boneco. Boneco is a donkey who lives in Brazil. While that may not be the ideal situation for a donkey to be born into the wold, Boneco is making the best of it by becoming the worlds premier donkey-beekeeper. Boneco and his owner/custom-beekeeping-suit-maker Manuel Juraci live in a small arid town where everyone …

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Mar 10 2014

Badass Michonne Barbie will Murder Classic Barbie

Flickr user Peewee Parker created this custom-made Michonne doll from The Walking Dead. She looks like she’d sneak up on Barbie’s Dream House and take it as her own. All the blood on the walls would hurt the resale value but parking the convertible out front will attract a lot of buyers anyway. It’s about …

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Feb 18 2014

Impressed and Disturbed: Animal Sculpture Made of Hair

Japanese artist Nagi Noda uses hair weaves, wire frames, and a butt-tonne of hairspray to create hairy animal sculptures on the heads of models. This is another one of those situations where you’ll find models involved in questionable situations. I’m going to tell you a secret. Fake hair, wigs, toupees, weaves, extensions, etc. creep me …

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Feb 17 2014

Nike Confirmed: Power Laces Coming in 2015

In Back to the Future II there is a scene where Marty McFLy is slipping on a pair of shoes that are so 80’s that you could puke. The reason we care now, being that the movie was made in 1989 is that this scene took place in 2015. Which according to this note taped …

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Feb 06 2014

That’s Smart: Woof to Wash Dog Washing Machine

No it’s not a washing machine that washes dogs, it’s a clothes washer that a service dog can operate. These service dogs must be some kind of geniuses because it took my dog 6 years to learn to operate the doggy door. Although some service dogs are able to fill laundry baskets and load washing …

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Feb 05 2014

Best Thing Ever: Mariachi Ski Suit

In what has to be the greatest news I’ve heard about the upcoming Winter Olympics yet, I just learned that the Mexican downhill skier Hubertus Von Hohenlohe will be wearing a suit modeled after traditional Mariachi garb. I really hope he’s not just doing this as a joke and that he’s actually competitive. But he …

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