Category: Clothing

Want: TMNT Krang Belt Muckle

Some things are timeless, da Vinci’s The Last Supper, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Falling Water, a broken clock, and anything at all that you loved during your childhood. The problem with the last two is people these days are always trying to fix or improve them. They just don’t get that these things don’t need fixed …

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For the Nursery: Cthulhu Wallpaper

Designer Megan Rose Gedris aka Rosalarian created this awesome wallpaper pattern that I can’t believe hasn’t existed until now. Of course it wasn’t cool until now. Thank you Internet. Imagine the kind of dreams this wall paper would induce. At least you’d no longer be scared of the monsters in your closet, you’re be too …

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Looks Speedy: High-Tech US Speed Skating Suits

Look at the legs on that guy. He looks like he could crush your skull like a grapefruit. The US Olympic team is well known for doing what it can with clothing and equipment to give its competitors an edge. This year we’ll be seeing some extra fancy suits on the speed skaters competing in …

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Sign Me Up: Naked Sledding World Championship

Slated for February 15th in the town of Braunlage, Germany the Naked Sledding World Championships are going to compete with the Olympics. Please say this is going to be televised, I’ll happily take a day out of watching that awful non-sport of ice dancing to watch this. Held on a bi-annual basis, the Naked Sledding …

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Would Wear: Winter Clothing Suggestions

Everyone knows some aspect of their winter clothing that they would like to change. Me? I wish the sleeves on my coat were longer. Frostbite from your wrist to your elbow isn’t as cool as it sounds. And that’s saying something because it sounds like it sucks. College Humor came out with a set of …

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Uncomfortable: No Pants Subway Ride

A flash mob in New York in 2002 has turned into a tradition spanning the globe. Every year people strip down to ride the subway. As far as I can tell they’re not demonstrating anything, except maybe the global hatred of pants. Or possibly some sort of group affinity to having public transportation filth touch …

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I’d Wear That: Color Changing Camouflage

Tell me if you’ve ever found yourself in either of these situations: Hiding from the authorities, hunting Bigfoot, or sitting int he back of class trying to avoid the teacher calling on you. In any of these cases you could benefit by being able to better blend into your surroundings. That’s why you’re wearing camouflage …

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Want: Bugatti x Roland Iten Belt Buckle

Here’s a problem I’ll bet you’ve never considered. When you’re driving in excess of 250 miles per hour how do you hold your pants up. Most of us don’t worry about things like that because we figure that the only time our car is going to go that fast is while plummeting off a cliff …

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Disney Princesses Brought to Life

Of, so the title sounds like we should be looking at undead or zombie princesses here, sorry to disappoint. But I’m sure they’re out there and as soon as I find them they will have their own post. Photographer Ryan Astamendi along with the help of some models and costume designers, everyone seems to forget …

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New Years Resolution: Fit into One of These Starwars Swimsuits

Today is New Year’s Eve. You know what that means, contemplating suicide your New Year’s resolutions. Like most people I’ve resolved every year since I was 12 to lose weight. So far I’ve only managed it twice. And once was due to a food poisoning on Christmas. For those of you that need something to …

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