Category: Crappy

Mar 22 2015

The Stuff of Nightmares

Well, time travel to the past just became an even worse idea. Researchers found fossilized bones of this freaky-ass, upright-walking crocodile. Yes, you read that correctly. Now called Carnufex carolinensis, the crocodile ancestor likely walked on its hind legs, preying on armored reptiles and early mammal relatives in its ecosystem, the researchers say. Carnufex carolinensis, Latin …

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Jun 19 2014

Trolling Fast Food: Guy Asks for a Burger that Looks like the Ad

If there is one rule I try to follow when it comes to fast food it is to expect the very least and don’t send it back. You see, when you expect the least out of anything in life you’re never disappointed and sometimes you’re pleasantly surprised. And there is no faster way to guarantee …

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Apr 16 2014

More Bad News: Gamers Start to Suck After Age 24

If there is one thing I don’t need today it’s more bad news. In fact I don’t want any more bad news ever. If you’ve got bad news to give me I want you to make it sound good. In fact, just keep it to yourself, I don’t trust your acting abilities. Scientists from Simon …

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Mar 11 2014

Makes for a Bad Day: Plane Hits Parachuter

A couple of days ago timelines synchronized and flight plans crossed in Polk County, Florida. 87-year-old pilot Shannon Trembley was doing takeoff and landing maneuvers and 49-year-old John Frost was falling from the sky trailing a pig piece of fabric when the wing of Trembley’s plane caught Frost’s parachute. Luckily for us a there was …

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Mar 07 2014

Surströmming: The World’s Smelliest Food

Because vikings are cool again here’s the Swedish delicacy monstrosity known as surströmming, which translates to, “sour herring.” And that’s what you get. A can full of rotting fish. According to Jonas Aurell, the founder of Scandinavian Kitchen, quoting a Japanese study, surströmming is the smelliest food in the world. Well, it must have been …

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Mar 04 2014

Kitchen Appliance of Loneliness: One Slice Toaster

Here’s one for the loners with more dollars than sense. This is the $78 “Plus Minus Zero 1-Slice Toaster.” This is the perfect example of a product that shouldn’t exist. Let us count the reasons: 1. It costs $78. I think mine might have cost $12. 2. It only fits one slice of bread. Your …

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Nov 19 2013

Uncanny: Panoramic Picture Fails

Sometimes it’s fun to look at groups of photos with the same theme. Like dogs wearing hats, bad taxidermy, Egyptian vacation photos, and now people sucking at panoramic pictures. For anyone who just time traveled here from the 11th century, a panoramic picture is a photograph that is larger than a camera can take by …

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Oct 14 2013

Doesn’t Sound Crappy At All: Sonic 3’s Ice Cap Theme Played on Floppy Drives

YouTube magician MrSolidSnake745 has put together another floppy drive symphony for the world. This time around he’s playing the Ice Cap Theme from Sonic 3. My favorite part is how it sounds. “Really, you like how music sounds.” Yeah, that’s the best part. “Well, I guess it’s better than how it looks most of the …

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Sep 05 2013

New Japanese Compact Car?

  I’ll admit it. The title of this post is somewhat misleading, but just a little. Let’s go on a journey together, just for a sec. You’re driving your car along, minding what is hopefully your own business. Out of nowhere (well, the side of the hill) a boulder the size of a house comes …

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Aug 09 2013

In Awful News: Alleged Murder on Facebook

I really considered nut posting about this because it gives me sads. But I’m doing it anyway. Consider this a PSA. A Miami man allegedly confessed on Facebook to murdering his wife, and a photo posted on his profile appears to have shown the woman’s dead body. The photo remained on Facebook for more than …

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