You know how when you see a spider in your house you want nothing more than to just burn the place down and start over again in a new city. Especially when it’s one of those gigantic brown beggars that like to wait for you every morning in the bathtub and then they look all …
Category: Creepy
Jun 16 2014
Creepy New Fad: Creepy Paddington Bear
The Internet is good at a few things. Some of them are good like the broad dissemination of information. Some are not so good, like how a seemingly innocent forum post can turn otherwise rational human beings into the ugliest most ferocious trolls ever to live under a bridge. The Internet is also good about …
Jun 05 2014
More than a Little Creepy: Doubleparlour Sculptures
Sometimes artists manage to find a niche for their art right at the bottom of the uncanny valley. You know that sinkhole in the bottom of the valley? That’s where the creatures that inspired the sculptures above live. They may have even crawled all the way out of the cave under the sinkhole. Say hello …
May 28 2014
Do Not Want: Killer Cartoon Characters
Those dutiful followers among you will remember DeviantArtist DanLuVisiArt from a post I wrote about a year ago. Here is more of the same from him. Your favorite childhood characters turned to drug-addled killers. I always kind of figured all my most beloved characters had some secrets. They are movie and TV people after all. …
May 22 2014
Do Not Want: McDonald’s New Mascot will Eat your Soul
This is Happy, the newest McDonald’s mascot, and he is happy to see that you’re here. He’s also not impressed that you brought him a red-head as a sacrifice though. What good does a ginger do for a soul-hungry fast food mascot? According to the company, the character, which was originally introduced in France in …
May 20 2014
Such Sads: Stop-Motion Video Done all in Yarn
Who doesn’t alike a good stop-motion video? No one. As my brother always says, “Good videos are good.” Here’s one that’s worth the time it takes to watch. Moving On is the latest stop-motion video from BAFTA-nominated animator, writer, and director Ainslie Henderson. The clip was created as a music video for British rock band …
May 14 2014
Cute but Deadly: Bunny Eating Rasberries
What is the most deadly creature in the forest? If you guessed the house cat then you obviously don’t get out much. However, if you guessed the fluffy bunny then you are wiser than you look. Which isn’t saying much. I know you’ve all seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail so you know the …
May 13 2014
Would Watch: Frozen as a Horror Movie
I think I may have mentioned before that I am not a big fan of scary movies, with a few exceptions. I guess the exceptions are movies that are legitimate horror films and not just jump-out-and-scream-at-you scary movies. Here’s one fan’s depiction of what Disney’s Frozen would look like as a horror movie. As yo …
May 12 2014
Do Not Want: What is Tim Burton Made Frozen
Can you think of anything creepier than a Disney movie that was created by Tim Burton? What is that movie was Frozen? Frozen, which is way creepier than you realized now that you think of it. Yeah it’s a recluse lady that runs off to live by herself in a castle covered in spikes and …
May 06 2014
Unreasonably Creepy: Wooden Sculptures Comment on Growing Up
Artist Gehard Demetz created a set of wooden carvings that he calls The Invocation. The set of sculptures are meant to comment on the transition from childhood to adulthood. Apparently that transition is absolutely terrifying in Italy instead of just annoying and inconvenient like it is here in America. You’ll get the idea as you …