Category: Do Not Want

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Gross: Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

ADHD has come out with a video featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their anatomically correct form. As you might guess it will ruin your childhood. Why can’t people just leave these things alone and let me live in blissful ignorance? You suck, you suck, you suck. I remember TMNT was one of the …

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Deadly Woodland Creature

This is a beaver, or so I am told. I personally have my doubts. This ‘beaver’ seems to be more like a wet badger than anything. Look at it trounce along like it owns the freaking forest. Well, if it acts like this all the time, then it should own the freaking forest. The most …

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Uncomfortable on so many… areas.

In news that you’ll be hiding from your significant other: French lingerie brand Inderwear has launched a subversion of traditional concept of unilateral underwear. According to users, this new high elastic fabric underwear is not only extremely fit, comfortable to wear, it can even make male’s body be more sexy to capture the hearts of …

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Sooners join the Turlte Club.

Because in Oklahoma it’s not okay to run over animals with your car but it is okay to put fake animals in the road and watch the mayhem, the folks at KFOR-TV in Oklahoma City decided to run a test to see who would run over a fake turtle and who wouldn’t. As it turns …

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No Sleep For Me Ever Again

  This is it folks, if you want to continue living your life as you know it, then please don’t read this. If you want to read about the creepiest and most disturbing thing you’ll ever learn, then please continue. A tiny skeleton was found in the Atacama Desert in Chile. I’ve had to read this report …

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A good excuse for a day off.

Remember the last time you called into work sick to tell them you weren’t coming in? Remember the looks you got the next day when you came in wearing a shirt from the new ski resort and sunburned on the bottom of you nose? It’s not because your coworkers are afraid of catching the made …

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What’s summer without disappointment.

Horrible, horrible disappointment. Most Star Wars fans have dreamed of a universe where they get new films on a regular basis. Whatever else Disney has done with the franchise, they’ve at least made that possible. We’ve known we’re getting Star Wars: Episode VII in 2015 and that it would be followed by the rest of …

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Plundering Ancient Burial Chambers, With a Transformer!

A group down in Central America has decided against their better judgement and created a transforming robot that will plunder old burial sites. The ancient city of Teotihuacan is full of archaeological wonders. However, these wonders aren’t cool enough to see for yourself, rather it’s best to view from a video screen as the remote controlled robot …

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C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

In recent messed up and crazy news, a man literally shot himself in the face with his harpoon gun and lived. No joke. I’ve sat here trying to figure out how to type that. He seriously shot himself in the head. Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho was out on his boat when his loaded harpoon gun …

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Worst Job To Be A Temp For: Barcoding Ants

Yes, you read that right. A research group, that obviously has gotten way too bored, came up with the grand idea to barcode ants. Who needs cancer research anyway? I’ve always thought that studying little ants was fun, but I did it generally with a magnifying glass. I want to know how these little critters get all over …

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