Category: England

Sep 25 2014

Bedazzling: Mecedes Covered in Swarovski Crystals

Some people just have more money than they know what to do with. Someday I want to be one of those people. Actually, I take that back. I want to be one of those people today. Take this guy for example, he covered his Mercedes CLS 350 in £20,000 worth of Swarovski Crystals. For those …

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Sep 18 2014

Hooray for Science: New Insight on King Richard III’s Death

So King Richard III. You remember him right? You spent like 4 seconds glazing over him in that European history class you took your sophomore year because you thought it would be good to learn about the wars and weapons. Only to find out the class was actually just some tenured professor complaining for 4 …

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Aug 11 2014

Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Kill a Spider

You know how when you see a spider in your house you want nothing more than to just burn the place down and start over again in a new city. Especially when it’s one of those gigantic brown beggars that like to wait for you every morning in the bathtub and then they look all …

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Jun 27 2014

What Happens When an American Football Coach Starts Coaching Soccer?

Because soccer is the word of the day and everyone is all into the World Cup that’s going on right now I’m going to show you a funny video I ran across where an American football coach starts coaching an English club-soccer team. While I’m on this let’s talk. Soccer and football. I was trying …

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Jun 19 2014

Show Off: Plans Accepted for New World’s Tallest Building

London-bases architecture firm Chetwoods won the bid to build some massive buildings in Wuhan, China. They call the creations the Phoenix Towers. The taller of the two towers is planned to be one kilometer high, which comes out to 3280 feet in something that you can wrap your head around. The two Phoenix Towers, which …

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Jun 13 2014

Want: Burger with 17 Kinds of Beef

“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow…” Quick, what’s on a Big Mac? That’s what I thought. No one can answer that question anymore. Go ask your mothers to tell you what’s on a Big Mac. I guarantee they’ll know. They’ll probably even sing you the answer. This isn’t a Big …

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Jun 11 2014

Would Eat: Spam Filled Doughnuts

Unlike most Americans spam doesn’t frighten me. I don’t eat it often but when I do I’m rarely disappointed. For that reason I was happy to see these spam-filled doughnuts. Not only are they doughnuts filled with spam, they are also deep-fried. And that’s just great. John Clarkson, owner of Mister Eaters fish and chips …

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Jun 04 2014

Crazy Time of Year: Toe-Wrestling and Shin-Kicking

It’s that time of year again. The snow is melted, the rain is letting up somewhat, and crazy is in the air. That crazy will get to you if you don’t watch it. When crazy gets out of hand you end up with insane sports competitions like shin-kicking and toe-wrestling. The world toe wrestling championships …

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May 29 2014

Missed it Again: Cooper Hill Cheese Chase

The annual Cooper Hill Cheese Chase just went down in Gloucestershire, England. Once again I didn’t get to go. And the whole world is worse off for me missing the party. You’ll recall that last year the local police tried to put a stop to the competition by bullying the cheese maker out of donating …

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May 19 2014

Want: Car that Inspired Bond to Drive and Aston Martin Up for Sale

Name the five coolest makes of cars you can. Did you include Aston Martin? If not you can just get out right now because you’re views on life are skewed. Did you seriously include Morgan? I’ll admit they look nice but seriously, they’re made of wood. The Aston Martin DB 2/4, which is believed to …

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