Category: Fail

Nov 05 2014

Your Daily Dose of Ships Crashing

Some days are just the worst. Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep. Maybe you forgot to get gas the night before so now you have to stop on the way to work. Maybe you turned on the wrong burner and cooked an oven mitt instead of your eggs. One way or another you just know …

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Aug 11 2014

Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Kill a Spider

You know how when you see a spider in your house you want nothing more than to just burn the place down and start over again in a new city. Especially when it’s one of those gigantic brown beggars that like to wait for you every morning in the bathtub and then they look all …

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Jul 24 2014

You’re Doing It Wrong: Guy Finds out he’s been Using his Deoderant Wrong Mid-Review

When you’re planning to harp on some product to the Internet community you had better make sure you’re not using it wrong in the first place or you will be trolled into oblivion. And that’s what’s going to happen to this poor guy. After purchasing a new brand of deodorant and being very unhappy with …

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Jul 10 2014

Bunch of Floppers: Soccer Flopping in Real Life

What if all of humanity was made up of soccer players? We’d have to live in a world that has been completely toddler-proofed so that they don’t hurt themselves with their constant flopping. It really is like temper tantrums mixed with narcolepsy. World Cup flopping is an art, a tradition and a major frustration for …

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Jun 27 2014

Best at Being Worst: World Cup Flopping Rankings

While we’re on the subject of soccer. What is with flopping? Holy crap. It seems like I remember news about players getting yellow carded for flopping back in South Africa. Why is it suddenly legal again? All too often during matches, seemingly fit men fall to the ground in agony. They scream, wince, pound the grass …

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Jan 31 2014

Let it Snow: How Much Snow Does it take to Cancel School

Redditor atrubetskoy created this map to help demonstrate how much snow is required before school gets cancelled in different parts of the country. I found this to be very disheartening. Look how much of it is green. That means any snow and school is cancelled. How sad is that? I have gone to school with …

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Jan 29 2014

Goodnight Moon Rover: Chinese Lunar Rover Says Goodnight

This is Yutu, the lunar rover portion of China’s Chang’e 3 spacecraft who was tasked with exploring around on the moon and performing experiments that can only be carried out there. I don’t know what those are either but that’s not the point. The point, and grab your box of tissues for this one, this …

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Jan 21 2014

Time for a Reset: 2013’s Most Commonly Used Passwords

Everyone always thinks it’s funny when you tell them that “password” is the perennial favorite for the most commonly used password. Then they steal away in the night and reset their password to something else. Apparently, in 2013, they changed it to “123456.” May God have mercy on their souls. SplashData just compiled a list …

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Jan 09 2014

Austrailian Science Agency Apologizes for Failing to Create a Dragon

A couple of days ago Australia’s Science Agency issued a national apology that they hadn’t yet created or discovered a dragon. I’ll be the first to say that we’ll forgive them so long as they redouble their efforts and give us a dragon by the end of the decade. We dragon lovers are patient people, …

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Dec 12 2013

What are You People Thinking? Parents Naming Their Babies ‘Cheese’

Prepare yourself for the next statement. Think of your loved ones and the happier times in life. Know that not all people in the world are dumbtards, but accept that there are a couple of them out there. has released the baby naming trends for 2013. The results reveal that out of the 500,000 …

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