Category: Food

I Want to Try this at Home: Giant Gummy Bear of Flaming Horror

You can’t really tell from the screen-grab but this is about five pounds of gummy bear reacting with potassium chlorate. If you were wondering, no this probably isn’t safe to try at home. Or anywhere else. But yes, I would enjoy nothing more than trying this at home. It just seems like some wholesome entertainment. …

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Gross: Restoring Health BioShock Infinite Style

If you’re feeling ill or weak, nothing restores you quite like a hearty meal. That system is similar when it comes to video games like BioShock Infinite. You can bring your health back after a fight by devouring whatever food you can find, but in real life BioShock’s heath system would be disgusting. The folks …

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Cute but Deadly: Bunny Eating Rasberries

What is the most deadly creature in the forest? If you guessed the house cat then you obviously don’t get out much. However, if you guessed the fluffy bunny then you are wiser than you look. Which isn’t saying much. I know you’ve all seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail so you know the …

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Where have You been all My Life: Deep-Fried Doritos-Crusted Bacon

Lately I’ve been trying to come up with foods that can be labeled as “geek food.” This one applies. This, as the title implies, is deep-fried Doritos-crusted bacon. Yes it’s like a dream come true. After making both Doritos-crusted chicken strips and a deep-fried, Doritos-breaded burger, Nick from Dude Foods was running out of things …

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Beer Run, Beer Run, Beer Run

Most people I know will only run for one of two reasons, there is only one sale item left on the shelf and some one else is going of it, or the are in mortal danger and must run to live. And the latter isn’t always applicable. Other people however, they run for fun and …

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Would Eat: Late 80’s Superhero Cake

First person that can find me the video or comic where the one of Captain Planet’s sidekicks complains that the power of Heart sucks wins a prize. Prizes include the quarter hiding under the leftmost cushion of your parent’s couch and any one item you’d like from your neighbor’s front yard. This cake was made …

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Epic Hamster Mealtime: Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Burritos

What kind of pets do model makers and sad people living in apartments have? Hamsters that’s what kind. For the record, I have a hamster, her name is Lolly and she hates my wife. Here’s a funny video of a guy making teeny-tiny burritos for a hamster and then watching with bated breath to see …

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Almost Too Sweet: How to make Unicorn Barf

The obvious answer to “How to make a unicorn barf?” is to punch it in the uvula. Then you might wonder if unicorns even have a uvula to punch. I know that horses almost physically cannot throw up due to the strength of their throat muscles. So I would guess that unicorns are about the …

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Oxymoron: Upscale Taco Bell

You know what an oxymoron is right? Good, because I’m not about to explain it. Taco Bell CEO Greg Creed told Restaurant News that the new chain targets wealthier customers who are “edgy in how they live their lives but not necessarily in how they eat.” Diners will be able to nosh on the “One …

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I get it: Kanzi the Bonobo Cooks up some Smores

It seems like every other day I’m reading news about some ape that’s either been trained to do something that I still haven’t figured out or that they are getting some sort of advantage that I wish I had. Man, sometimes I wish I were a monkey. I’d be one of the cool ones too …

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