Category: Funny

A Flying Circus…Literally

Russia no longer finds joy in launching people into space and have overdone it by sending up 45 mice, 8 gerbils, and 15 newts. Now I know, in the early days we were sending up monkeys and dogs. But mice and gerbils? It is fitting that Russia did this. The spacecraft, a modified Bion-M life sciences satellite, was …

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Proof That Sloths Are Actually Fast

  For no other reason than me loving this video, I decided I would put it up here. It doesn’t have anything to do with anything you say? Well, you tell me which one of us is in control.  The poor little sloth fell from his tree into the water, and somehow managed to make …

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The Science of Bubbles

Admit it, you like bubbles. Now we can all proudly look at them and pretend that we know what the crap is happening in those little orbs of potentially debilitating eye pain. Scientists at Berkeley chose not to pursue anything of major import, but instead chose to fulfill their long lost childhood desires by playing with bubbles while being funded by …

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Happy Meal, With A Fountain Of Youth Please

A man who shall remain unnamed (David Whipple) has a burger he bought from McDonald’s that looks exactly the same as the day he bought it. I’m gonna find whatever is perserving this thing, splice it into my genes, and then live forever! The downside is that I will smell like McDonalds when I get …

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Gross: Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

ADHD has come out with a video featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their anatomically correct form. As you might guess it will ruin your childhood. Why can’t people just leave these things alone and let me live in blissful ignorance? You suck, you suck, you suck. I remember TMNT was one of the …

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Mmmmmm…..Cameltoes. Not What You Think.

(Just make this image opposite in your mind and you’ll have a pretty good visual of what is going on) Turns out that Mali will give you a camel as a present for good will. What doesn’t seem to be acceptable is when Mali citizens eat said camel to stay alive. Camels are ugly anyway, …

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Professional Time Waster

Cat Bounce Because I like lists, and stupid little web-games, and procrastinating here’s a list of 17 web toys to play with when you’re just done for the day. Me? I have been working 8 AM to 4 PM so I’m usually done for the day, and useless to the rest of my team, at …

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What Is This? A Book For Ants??

Because  discrimination against itty bitty things sucks and for literally NO OTHER REASON than for thinking it is the cutest thing in the world, the smallest book ever was created. It measures an adorable 1mm across and sports 30 pages of text. Now all we need to do is make animals this size so that …

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News Flash: Travelling With Remains Is A Bad Idea

Two women were stopped when trying to board a plane when it was discovered that some pottery they had was full of skull fragments and teeth. Like so many before, they claimed it belonged to the person in the group that conveniently wasn’t there at the moment. Just like when my mom found my initials …

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