Category: Future

Jul 25 2014

Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis

We all know that Harry Potter has had a rough life. So what makes you think that things are going to improve just because he killed off his mortal enemy and saved the Wizarding World? Where is the “Harry Potter and the Slam-Dunk Murder Trial” book? Artists Jason Mustian and Cole Mitchell¬† created a group …

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May 14 2014

Multiple Choice: Who Does Your Automatic Car Hit

Picture this, you’re driving along in your robotic car and the front tire blows. The first thing you do is spill coffee on yourself and drop the Game Boy you’ve been playing with and now you’re probably going to die. You just knew it was going to be one of those days. Whether or not …

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Mar 28 2014

Feeling Left Out Again: First Cybernetic Olympics to be Held in 2016

I’ve got dreams man,¬† dream of one day competing in the Olympics. The problem there is I’m not one of those people, like my brother, with any sort of natural athletic talent. The only sports I am any good at still haven’t been accepted as Olympic sports and it’s likely if they were I’d learn …

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Mar 25 2014

Good News: We can 3D Print Faces from DNA

A while back I told you about an artist who was collecting DNA to use in creating 3D faces for an art installation. Of course, the law can’t keep their long arms out of things so now they’re trying to use the technology to 3D print mug shots from DNS they find at crime scenes. …

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Mar 25 2014

Float that My Way: Balloon that Generates Electricity and Wi-Fi

I know this looks like it fell off the Michelin Man’s private 747 but it’s actually a balloon. This balloon surrounds a turbine so that it can float up in constant winds and generate electricity. This will be great for those out-of-the-way places with no power. Developed by Altaeros energies, the floating turbines are designed …

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Mar 19 2014

See like Predator with Infrared Contact Lenses

You’ll recall how the Predator movies all came down to hiding your heat signature, the same way as that one sequel to Tremors did, and all the episodes of Cops where they’ve got a helicopter to help look for the fugitive. Well now there is another tool coming down the pipe that will give people …

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Mar 06 2014

I Volunteer: NASA is Planning a Mission to Europa

Okay, so it turns out the mission is only for robots. But if my consciousness has been placed in a robot then, or even if I’m just a 51% robotic cyborg I still volunteer to fly out to Europa to look for life. NASA announced an injection of $17.5 billion from the federal government (down …

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Feb 26 2014

Didn’t See that Coming: Crystal Ball Starts House Fire

What is the last thing you want to hear while you try to take an afternoon nap. For me it’s a smoke detector. I get to nap rarely enough that when I finally do lie down I think I would rather burn to death than have a smoke detector go off and wake me up. …

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Feb 17 2014

Nike Confirmed: Power Laces Coming in 2015

In Back to the Future II there is a scene where Marty McFLy is slipping on a pair of shoes that are so 80’s that you could puke. The reason we care now, being that the movie was made in 1989 is that this scene took place in 2015. Which according to this note taped …

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Jan 08 2014

Want: Tiny Segway Thing

Ever since I first heard about the Segway back in 2001 I’ve wanted one. The problem in getting one has been that they cost more than all the cars I’ve ever own combined. I just can’t justify the purchase. So for now, no Geek Chariot for me. Created by the company of the same name …

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