Category: Gadget

Jun 20 2013

Want: Romain Jerome Moon Orbiter Watch

If you know anything about watchmaking, then you know more than i do about watchmaking. However I have a good handle on watch ownership, and I even know how to turn the alarm on my watch off permanently. Take that all you people who just set it for 3 in the morning and wait the …

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Jun 19 2013

It’s Finally Here: The Entire Internet For Sale

For those of you familiar with The IT Crowd you know that the internet is wholly contained in a little black box with a blinking red LED. Of course it doesn’t weigh anything, it’s just the internet.  Now the internet is for sale. Thank you Etsy and KineticGifts, what would we do without you. This …

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Jun 13 2013

For Your Melons: Melon

Think with me for a second, how many of the worlds greatest villains are geniuses? At least several. If I were a genius would that increase my ability to become a super villain? That’s what I’m hoping for.  This is Melon, a new Kickstarter project. It’s a socially embarrassing head band that helps you train …

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Jun 07 2013

Want: Avengers Night Lights

  We all have that one box store that we don’t like going into. For everyone that makes more money than I do it seems to be walmart. And they think they need to tell me about it every d*mn day. For me that store is Target. Something there just strikes me as uncanny. Could …

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Jun 03 2013

Chris P Bacon: Immortalized in Print

  Remember a couple of month ago when your wife made you sit and watch a video of a piglet in a wheel chair thereby derailing your train of thought and destroying your bid to take over the world? Well now that pig, who goes by a name full of grim and blatant foreshadowing Chris …

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May 29 2013

Butt Plug for your iPhone’s Noise Hole

It’s happened to all of us, we put our phone on silent only to have it start making noise again at the most inopportune time. Usually during a movie, or a job interview, or church, or in bed. I remember how my phone was constantly asking for a voice command, until I glued the button …

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May 28 2013

Message on a Flash Drive, in a Bottle.

If you’re anything like me this little device fulfills three of your greatest desires: 1. It’s stuff that looks like other stuff. 2. It’s a disguised USB storage device. 3. It feels kinda pirate-y. As you can see this is a USB flash drive built into a bottle. For when you’re stranded on a desert …

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