Category: Holiday

Happy Star Wars Day

As I’m sure you are all aware today is Star Wars day. Do you know what that means? It means you survived another year and got to use the date as a pun once more. Oh, what a wonderful time to be alive. How are you all celebrating? Let’s all get together and cook up …

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Merry Christmas 2014

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight.

Happy Independence Day 2014

Happy Independence Day to all my fellow Americans. For those of you who are not Americans you can have a happy July 4th anyway but know that it will never be as epic as the one going on in the US right now.

Want: Burger with 17 Kinds of Beef

“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow…” Quick, what’s on a Big Mac? That’s what I thought. No one can answer that question anymore. Go ask your mothers to tell you what’s on a Big Mac. I guarantee they’ll know. They’ll probably even sing you the answer. This isn’t a Big …

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Want: Laser-Guided Tactical Neck Tie

Still can’t think of what to get dad for Father’s Day? How about a laser-guided tactical neck tie? He’ll love it. He may even put you back in the will, but I’m not making any promises after what you did. It’s a good thing he didn’t just beat you to death right then and there. …

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Happy Memorial Day 2014

Years ago I wrote a poem after a particularly touching flag retiring ceremony that would be very fitting to share here. Unfortunately I haven’t seen that notebook in a long time so you will just have to pretend I shared something deep and heartwarming. Everyone be sure to spend some time with your families today. …

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Happy Geek Pride Day

Hope you’re all having a great Geek Pride Day. I want to hear how you’re celebrating. Are you having lightsaber fights? A video game tournament? Cosplaying? Did you remember your towel? Have a great one.

Happy Pi Day

For any of you who don’t know, today is PI day. March 14th. 3-14. Pope you were here when this posted on Pi Second: 3-14 1:59.26 Celebrate by eating pie. Don’t hurt yourself.

For Father’s Day: Darth Vader and Son Statue

If you know when Father’s Day is without having to look it up then you are already more prepared than I am. But when I did look it up I found out it falls on June 15th this year so I think I’ll be able to procrastinate for a few more months. Maybe that will …

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Uncomfortable: No Pants Subway Ride

A flash mob in New York in 2002 has turned into a tradition spanning the globe. Every year people strip down to ride the subway. As far as I can tell they’re not demonstrating anything, except maybe the global hatred of pants. Or possibly some sort of group affinity to having public transportation filth touch …

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