Category Archive: Idiots

Jan 23 2014

Safety Last: Russian Kid Hanging Off Tall Structures

Russian Youtuber and crazy person MustangWanted wants a Mustang and he’ll do anything to get it lives in Russia, where apparently it’s a national pass time to be insane. his version of insane takes the form on hanging off of tall structures like buildings, cranes, antennas, and bridges. You know the same kind of stuff …

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Jan 21 2014

Time for a Reset: 2013’s Most Commonly Used Passwords

Everyone always thinks it’s funny when you tell them that “password” is the perennial favorite for the most commonly used password. Then they steal away in the night and reset their password to something else. Apparently, in 2013, they changed it to “123456.” May God have mercy on their souls. SplashData just compiled a list …

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Dec 26 2013

Let the Countdown Begin: People Getting Things Stuck In Themselves

People are idiots, if you don’t believe me give them a year to prove it to you and they’ll prove it every single day. Today’s examination of how stupid people can be comes from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and their searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. In the past year …

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Dec 12 2013

What are You People Thinking? Parents Naming Their Babies ‘Cheese’

Prepare yourself for the next statement. Think of your loved ones and the happier times in life. Know that not all people in the world are dumbtards, but accept that there are a couple of them out there. BabyCenter.com has released the baby naming trends for 2013. The results reveal that out of the 500,000 …

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Oct 15 2013

Idiot-Moron Blows Up His Own Shop, Almost Dies

CCTV footage from the Wentworthville Hotel in Sydney, Australia shows a shop owner lighting a 10 liter (about 2.5 gallons) can of gasoline and blowing up his store with it. Amazingly, as is the apparent theme of the day, no one was killed. The man is accused of causing the explosion that devastated his Jomaa …

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Sep 30 2013

World Embarrassment: World Record for Twerking

Remember a couple of weeks ago when twerking actually became a recognized thing? Well now there’s a world record to go along with it. Guinness just recognized a group for the most people twerking. New Orleans rap artist Big Freedia provided the music as 358 “twerkers” set a Guinness World Record for Most People Twerking …

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Sep 10 2013

Follow Up Day: Send Your Phone to Heaven

During the first part of August I came across a new Android App, S.M.T.H. the app for throwing your phone. You’ll recall that I planned on downloading the app and attempting to send my phone in to orbit. Having download the app I’ve found that it is incredibly nerve-wracking to actually whip your phone into …

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Jul 24 2013

I Would Move: Abstract City Maps

At some point or another we’ve all had the misfortune of having to navigate a city that was laid out by drunken monkeys following three-legged goats. Maybe you had to grow up in a place like that. If that’s the case I apologize to you for the failings of humanity. Jazzberry Blue (their site makes …

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Jul 18 2013

Shoot Down a Drone Receive $100

If you live in Colorado, my condolences, there is a good chance you’re a crazy person. It’s the lack of oxygen, you all brag about being so high but it’s really not helping the rest of the country take you seriously. Take for example Phil Steel of Deer Trail Colorado. He believes the government is …

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Jun 26 2013

Idiot Lays On Train Tracks, Doesn’t Get Dead

Have you ever wanted to lay on between the tracks and let a train roll over the top of you? If so I’m sorry to break this to you, you’re an idiot. Luckily a lot of you idiots film your idiot moments and give those of us who enjoy watching people hurt themselves (Schadenfreude) hours …

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