Category: I’m so broke.

May 26 2013

This is NOT Okay: Walking Dead Girl Doll

I like zombies as much as the next guy, in fact probably a lot more. I’m still hoping I can make a living from the undead. This here is a robotic undead little girl with a pink teddy bear, that’s like a triple whammy. She’s from the Walking Dead TV show. Which I fully intend …

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May 06 2013

Sooners join the Turlte Club.

Because in Oklahoma it’s not okay to run over animals with your car but it is okay to put fake animals in the road and watch the mayhem, the folks at KFOR-TV in Oklahoma City decided to run a test to see who would run over a fake turtle and who wouldn’t. As it turns …

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Apr 30 2013

Great places I can’t afford.

In news that makes me want to cry, the Diners Club released their list of the top 50 restaurants in the World today. Not one of which will I ever go to even when I am a billionaire and rule my own continent. I’m doing it out of spite for not putting my favorite place …

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Apr 26 2013

Grillin’ like a villain

I’m sorry, I know that was awful. Etsy seller Haute Mess Threads came up with these unique aprons with the likeness of different villains from various tv shows and movies. I like the idea, especially because of my tendency to grill shirtless I should wear more aprons. The only problem I foresee is all the …

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Apr 25 2013

A music box to cool for the wife.

Marking the first kinetic machine made by MB&F that isn’t a timepiece, the MusicMachine confidently brings the innovative Swiss laboratory into new territory. While the spaceship-styled MusicMachine may not tell time and can’t be worn, the tabletop music box does play six beautiful and eclectic tunes. Developed in collaboration with and manufactured by Reuge—the world’s …

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Apr 23 2013

Dapper, I can be dapper.

While trying to better myself and become more of a man’s man in the manliest way possible. I found instructions on making the perfect Dopp kit. If you don’t know what a dopp kit is, ask your grandpa. If he’s not immediately available just know that a dopp kit is a toiletry travel-bag. It’s one …

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