Category: Invention

Apr 14 2014

For Added Protection: Shield Fire Extinguisher

What is the biggest problem with fire extinguishers. I mean besides stupid people who can’t figure out how to use them. They are the biggest problem with all products.┬áIf your answer is “the fire itself” then you guessed where I’m going with this. Because fires are hot and household fires tends to burn things like …

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Apr 11 2014

Want: Personal Jet Engines for Extreme Sports

The future is here, or maybe it’s still coming, I’m not really clear on that. Dreamscience is currently working on the development of personal jet engines for use in extreme sports. We’re going to have to find a new term for them now. I suggest we break them into two classes. Unassisted Extreme Sports and …

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Apr 08 2014

Would Wear: Bruise Suit Indicates Internal Injuries for Those Who Feel No Pain

Some people won’t let an injury or genetic condition stop them. People like the athletes in the Paralympics. The problem arises when someone who has no sensation in parts of their body gets injured. Sometimes even serious injuries can go unnoticed and hence untreated. That’s where this new Bruise suit comes in. The athlete wears …

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Apr 08 2014

Weren’t They Always: New Scratch-n-Sniff Jeans

How long is it okay to wear a pair of jeans without washing them? I think a week is about right. It takes two days for them to loosen up after a washing so they are actually wearable and then can usually last about 5 more days until they are too dirty to pass off …

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Apr 07 2014

For My Evil Lair: Lasers that can Aim Lighting Strikes

University researchers and evil scientists have a lot in common if you think about it. They like to work on morally questionable projects, no one is quite sure where they get their funding, and they minions who will do whatever they ask so long as they can get their card punched. Well now, researchers at …

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Mar 31 2014

Want: Liquid Glass Thinking Putty

What color is your egg of silly putty? Mine’s black and covered in dog hair. It’s had a long full life of lifting Garfield Cartoons and obituary photos and being bounced off the dog. What is you wanted something a little bit cleaner? Something that you could play with at work while you’re one that …

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Mar 26 2014

Want: Juggernaut Bike can Ride on Sand

So now that winter is coming to a close it is becoming time for us to stop trying to ride our bicycles with no hands on snow and start trying to ride with no hands on sand and mud. Luckily this new bike helps with both problems this activity presents, lack of stability and the …

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Mar 25 2014

Float that My Way: Balloon that Generates Electricity and Wi-Fi

I know this looks like it fell off the Michelin Man’s private 747 but it’s actually a balloon. This balloon surrounds a turbine so that it can float up in constant winds and generate electricity. This will be great for those out-of-the-way places with no power. Developed by Altaeros energies, the floating turbines are designed …

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Mar 21 2014

Want: Bracelet Makes Anything into a Sound Making Toy

Here’s the perfect gift to get for your nieces and nephews. It’s a smart bracelet called Moff that lets you turn anything at all into a noise-making toy. Why would you not give your own children such an awesome gadget? Think about it for a second? Right, the noise-making part. Get your kid a Rubik’s …

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Mar 19 2014

It’s not You it’s Me: Brad the Toaster Wants to Break Up with You

Let’s be honest. how often do you use your toaster? Do you use it at least once a day? More? Do you really appreciate and love your toaster or do you just curse it for burning every single slice of bread you’ve ever put in there no matter what you set the control to? Or, …

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