Category: Low IQ

Jun 11 2014

It’s Called a Turn Signal Idiot: Truck Pushes Car for Half a Mile After Crash

We’ve all heard about how long it takes to stop vehicles like trains and semi-trucks when there is an accident, but what happens when the driver is a new kind of moron and doesn’t even realize he’s crashed. Apparently pushing a car down the road sideways for half a mile is what happens. The accident …

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Jun 02 2014

Fail: PETA Claims Link Between Dairy Products and Autism

PETA is at it again. This time they’re claiming a connection between dairy products and autism. I wonder how long before the link between PETA and autism is discovered? I’m guessing it will be a while because it’s already an accepted truth. This is the most cynical, horrifying thing I’ve heard in ages. PETA has …

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Apr 25 2014

Gross: Tennessee Teen Arrested with Loaded Gun Hidden in her Lady Parts

Sorry no pictures of the actual event. Now get your mind out of the gutter and listen to this. A teen from Tennessee was taken into custody for driving without a license. Upon closer inspection officers found she was hiding considerably more that they had anticipated. Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. …

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Apr 23 2014

That was Close: Senator Nearly Hit by Train During Saftey Talk

If you ever needed someone to do something dumb you need look no further than your closest politician. Case in point… United States Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) was nearly struck by a speeding train during a press conference on Friday — at a conference about commuter safety, no less. The conference, which was held on …

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Apr 11 2014

That’s What You Get: Impatient Driver Gets Stuck in Wet Concrete

When you’re stuck in traffic and you notice a clear road off to the side that obviously gets you around the goat-roper slowing things up ahead of you you’d take it right? Well, first you’d be suspicious and check to see why the obviously better path is empty. When you see that it is newly …

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Mar 13 2014

The Legal System at Work: Man Loses Drunken Poker Bet Legally Changes Name

The Country of New Zealand has a few things going for it. It’s Middle Earth, there are no snakes, and the government has the power to reject stupid or offensive baby names. Every now and then something can slip past the filters and end up on a legal document. This is one of those cases. …

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Jan 23 2014

Safety Last: Russian Kid Hanging Off Tall Structures

Russian Youtuber and crazy person MustangWanted wants a Mustang and he’ll do anything to get it lives in Russia, where apparently it’s a national pass time to be insane. his version of insane takes the form on hanging off of tall structures like buildings, cranes, antennas, and bridges. You know the same kind of stuff …

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Jan 21 2014

Time for a Reset: 2013’s Most Commonly Used Passwords

Everyone always thinks it’s funny when you tell them that “password” is the perennial favorite for the most commonly used password. Then they steal away in the night and reset their password to something else. Apparently, in 2013, they changed it to “123456.” May God have mercy on their souls. SplashData just compiled a list …

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Dec 26 2013

Let the Countdown Begin: People Getting Things Stuck In Themselves

People are idiots, if you don’t believe me give them a year to prove it to you and they’ll prove it every single day. Today’s examination of how stupid people can be comes from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and their searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. In the past year …

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Dec 09 2013

More Dollars than Sense: Tins of French Air

Here’s one for those poor people burdened by the constant horror of having more money than they could ever spend. You can now buy can’s of French Air. I can’t even begin to number the things that are wrong with this. Actually yeas I can… 1. It’s French. 2. It’s air people, it’s not even …

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