Category: Low IQ

Nov 06 2013

Come On France: Drunk Teens Steal Llama From Circus, Don’t get in Trouble

Here’s what I learn daily from the news. If you commit a crime, but you play it off as a joke and you have enough public opinion on your side, you can get away with anything. Case in point The Llama Five (links to French FB page) from France. This group of teens stole a …

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Sep 25 2013

Informative: Every State Sucks in its Own Way

Larger version here. We all know that every state is best at something. At least we hope so. Alaska is the biggest, Utah has the most national parks, Texas has the most state pride. But have you ever stopped to consider what each state was worst at? Well the folks at Policymic did. They’ve gone …

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Aug 09 2013

In Awful News: Alleged Murder on Facebook

I really considered nut posting about this because it gives me sads. But I’m doing it anyway. Consider this a PSA. A Miami man allegedly confessed on Facebook to murdering his wife, and a photo posted on his profile appears to have shown the woman’s dead body. The photo remained on Facebook for more than …

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Aug 01 2013

Idiot-Moron Attacks WWE Wrestler

At a recent WWE event in South Africa, Randy Orton a 6’5″ destroyer of dreams was attacked by a fan. While doing his 30 minutes of league required pre-fight showboating, a fan sneaked into the ring behind Orton and punched him in the junk. Orton then beat the fan to death in the first outbreak …

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Jul 29 2013

Here’s a Snake in Your Ear

These $109 in-ear headphones (that’s the correct, full-on, long, drawn-out term for ear bud, if you were wondering) by Quarkie make you look like you’ve got snakes crawling out of your head. That’ll be why they market them as “Viper In-Ear Headphones.” Of course, if you’re paying $109 for a pair of ear buds then …

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Jul 24 2013

I Would Move: Abstract City Maps

At some point or another we’ve all had the misfortune of having to navigate a city that was laid out by drunken monkeys following three-legged goats. Maybe you had to grow up in a place like that. If that’s the case I apologize to you for the failings of humanity. Jazzberry Blue (their site makes …

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Jun 26 2013

Idiot Lays On Train Tracks, Doesn’t Get Dead

Have you ever wanted to lay on between the tracks and let a train roll over the top of you? If so I’m sorry to break this to you, you’re an idiot. Luckily a lot of you idiots film your idiot moments and give those of us who enjoy watching people hurt themselves (Schadenfreude) hours …

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Jun 18 2013

Glad I’m Not From There: Miss Utah Fails

Beauty pageant contestants are not generally known for their brains, they usually rely on their other attributes to get through life. In fact it’s become quite common to see them stumbling through a pre-scripted answer to a question they were not asked. This time it was Miss Utah. Celebrity judge NeNe Leakes asked the 21-year-old …

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Jun 17 2013

Jesus, Right There in a Pug’s Fugly

People see Jesus everywhere. Think of any object, place, natural phenomena, phantasm, person, or website and you’ll find people telling you they see Jesus there. Why is this? Probably because people are insane and always need signs to believe in things they already know are true. No left turn on red. That sign shouldn’t need …

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Jun 06 2013

Pilot Boots 100 High Schoolers Off His Plane

A Southwest Airlines pilot was forced to ask 101 high school seniors and their baby-sitters to disembark from his plane on Tuesday after some members of their party wouldn’t sit the h*ll down and put away their f***ing cell phones. Because they couldn’t just act like reasonable humans they had to take different flights to …

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