Category: Media

May 22 2014

Do Not Want: McDonald’s New Mascot will Eat your Soul

This is Happy, the newest McDonald’s mascot, and he is happy to see that you’re here. He’s also not impressed that you brought him a red-head as a sacrifice though. What good does a ginger do for a soul-hungry fast food mascot? According to the company, the character, which was originally introduced in France in …

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Dec 18 2013

NeverEnding Story for Today’s Audience

Okay, I’m gonna level with you. I’ve never seen The NeverEnding Story. Apparently that makes me a horrible person and I’m being threatened with a severe beating. I need to find new friends. Anywho… here’s a sweet set of creations by artist Nicolas Francoeur where he took the characters from the movie and updated them to …

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Nov 29 2013

Devil Cat Terrorizes Village

This is Shiny the cat. The other residents of his quaint English village refer to him simply as “Devil Cat.” I’m sure that’s only in the eyes of reporters and God that they call him that though. In their own homes or in the life or death struggles that this cat brings with him I’m …

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Oct 28 2013

Prepare Yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Watchdog

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are changing color, the weather’s getting cooler, baseball season is finally almost over, and the dead are rising from their graves to feast on the flesh of the living. Luckily some of u are preparing for the zombie apocalypse by stockpiling food, fuel, and weapons. The rest …

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Sep 09 2013

The Web as Anime Characters

I hope you’re all having a good day and you aren’t having too many time off withdrawals this Monday morning. Take some time to check out these sweet social media sites and web browsers as anime characters. Deviant artist Jon Lock created this set to show how much better he is at art than you …

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Aug 28 2013

What Is The World Coming To: New Words Added To Dictionary

Seen above displaying one of the new words recently added to the Oxford Dictionaries Online, Miley Cyrus is “twerking” at the VMAs that happened a couple days ago. I’m not sure why my browser is telling me I have twerking spelled wrong. IT’S A WORD NOW PEOPLE! Other new words from the social media and …

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Aug 15 2013

Support Group for Alien Abductees

Have you been in contact with an alien? At some point in your life, has an extra-terrestrial telepathically communicated with you about its life on another planet, or better yet, its life on our planet? Have you ever made love to an alien, or become the parent of one? If so, there is a support …

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Aug 09 2013

For the Obsessed: Facebook Like Counter

For any of you out there who obsess over every post you make to Facebook and every comment and like you get out of it. You need help and…… this is the perfect product for you. It’s called Fliike. Don’t ask me how to pronounce that or where the name came from because anything I …

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Aug 09 2013

In Awful News: Alleged Murder on Facebook

I really considered nut posting about this because it gives me sads. But I’m doing it anyway. Consider this a PSA. A Miami man allegedly confessed on Facebook to murdering his wife, and a photo posted on his profile appears to have shown the woman’s dead body. The photo remained on Facebook for more than …

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Aug 07 2013

Because It’s Shark Week: Shark Actors

Here’s the breakdown: Everyone loves shark week, and most people love sharks, and some people like sharks in movies, and a couple people think sharks make movies better, and at least one person thinks movies should be remade with sharks taking the roles of other actors. That one guy runs the Sharks Make Movies Better …

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