Category: Meme

Aug 29 2013

In Cat News: Meme Cats Make the News

In a mix of wonderful and tragic news we’ve received reports about a few of the Internet’s favorite cats. Do you want the good news or the bad news first? The good news: Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, were finally given the opportunity to meet Wednesday, during the Internet Cat Festival. Why did no one …

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Aug 28 2013

What Is The World Coming To: New Words Added To Dictionary

Seen above displaying one of the new words recently added to the Oxford Dictionaries Online, Miley Cyrus is “twerking” at the VMAs that happened a couple days ago. I’m not sure why my browser is telling me I have twerking spelled wrong. IT’S A WORD NOW PEOPLE! Other new words from the social media and …

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Aug 28 2013

WTF Did I Just Watch: “The Ring” First Pitch

Because the radio tells me we’re somewhere in the middle of baseball season, and Japan loves baseball, and people (especially those from Japan apparently) love “The Ring” we now how things like this. The first pitch of a baseball game thrown out by the creepy hair-girl from “The Ring.” This is just a video and …

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Aug 08 2013

German Words Compared to Other Languages

If you haven’t done it yet, sit down and make a list of all your favorites. Favorite food, favorite movie, favorite book, favorite color. It doesn’t matter what you choose because no one really cares. The purpose of this exercise is just to have made a choice so next time someone asks you what your …

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Aug 07 2013

Because It’s Shark Week: Shark Actors

Here’s the breakdown: Everyone loves shark week, and most people love sharks, and some people like sharks in movies, and a couple people think sharks make movies better, and at least one person thinks movies should be remade with sharks taking the roles of other actors. That one guy runs the Sharks Make Movies Better …

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Jul 30 2013

Just What I Need: Grumpy Cat Coffee

The Official Grumpy Cat Facebook page announced on Saturday that they will soon be coming out with Grumpy Cat brand coffee drinks.They call it Grumppuccino. Grumpy Cat’s official statement was, “I tried it once, it was awful.” But, of course, they’re going along with it anyway. In an Uncanny Flats exclusive interview with Grumpy Cat …

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Jul 22 2013

Do Not Want: 3D Facehugger Tattoo

If you’re planning on getting a tattoo then that’s great, it’s a choice you’ve made. As opposed to all that time you spend just floating through life avoiding decisions. I say that from continuing personal experience. When you are deciding on what you want your tattoo to be, please take my advice, don’t choose this …

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Jul 19 2013

Nicholas Cage + Disney Princesses = Internet Gold

Let me start with a rhetorical question. What would fame be without the internet? I guess there would still be famous people out there but there just wouldn’t be this kind of super-famous, and especially not for all the dumb reasons that people gain fame these days. Imagine to yourself that the mothers of all …

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May 22 2013

Xbox One, the one that comes after the other one.

If companies have it out for anyone it’s the children. Won’t somebody think of the children? They are trying to ruin the art of counting. Lets see some examples: Star Wars: 4,5,6,1,2,3 Windows: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8 Xbox: Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox 1 Apple: … 6, 7, 8, …

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May 21 2013

Epic for its Badness: Tan Mom makes a music video.

Just when you thought we were free of her, Tan Mom comes out with a music video. Not just any music video either, the worst music video in the history of music and videos. Video should be released early from its prison sentence after killing the radio star just to kill this video and it’s …

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