Category Archive: Movie

Nov 11 2014

Remove One Letter From a Movie Title and Make All Things Better

Artist austindlight spent the month of October drawing up movies as they would appear were they missing a single letter in the title. If UncannyFlats were missing a single letter it would probably end up as UncannyFats and I would have to start selling pool tables with warped surfaces. I’m going to post the whole …

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Jul 11 2014

Because This is the Internet: Jurassic Park Theme Performed by Goats

Goats are one of those animals that the internet loves. Especially those fainting goats. But not feinting goats, I’ll tell you why. Because goats are already untrustworthy. I mean, how can you trust an animal that has shifty eyes without having to actually shift its eyes. It’s just, uncanny. Someone with vision and some free …

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Jun 24 2014

Want: Blade Runner Blaster Replica

If you’ve ever watched and enjoyed Blade Runner will you please take a moment and explain it to me. I’ve watched it several times because I constantly am hearing people talking about how good it is and I just don’t get it. That movie just confuses the hell out of me. Never-the-less I can still …

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Jun 16 2014

Creepy New Fad: Creepy Paddington Bear

The Internet is good at a few things. Some of them are good like the broad dissemination of information. Some are not so good, like how a seemingly innocent forum post can turn otherwise rational human beings into the ugliest most ferocious trolls ever to live under a bridge. The Internet is also good about …

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May 28 2014

Do Not Want: Killer Cartoon Characters

Those dutiful followers among you will remember DeviantArtist DanLuVisiArt from a post I wrote about a year ago. Here is more of the same from him. Your favorite childhood characters turned to drug-addled killers. I always kind of figured all my most beloved characters had some secrets. They are movie and TV people after all. …

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May 23 2014

Want to Be in Star Wars? $10

If you’re as excited for Star Wars Episode VII as some of my coworkers, you’re a crazy person, and you’ll ft right in here. Unfortunately even though you might be the biggest fan in town of the futuristic movie that takes place in the past you’re probably not going to ever get a chance to …

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May 22 2014

5 Tolkien Characters too Big for the Big Screen

I’ve had this theory for a while that some movies don’t adequately communicate the terror of the monsters simply due to the shear size of said monsters. People just can’t wrap their minds around a creature that trips on 700 foot sky scrapers in the same way they trip on a coffee table. Think about …

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May 13 2014

Would Watch: Frozen as a Horror Movie

I think I may have mentioned before that I am not a big fan of scary movies, with a few exceptions. I guess the exceptions are movies that are legitimate horror films and not just jump-out-and-scream-at-you scary movies. Here’s one fan’s depiction of what Disney’s Frozen would look like as a horror movie. As yo …

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May 08 2014

No Surprises Here: Drift Compatible Disney Companionships

How would the movie Pacific Rim have been different if the Jaeger pilots were Disney characters? The answers may not surprise you. For the most part exactly the couples you would expect to be drift compatible are. Jasmine and Aladdin, Ariel and Eric, Kida and Milo, etc. The one difference is that it turns out …

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May 07 2014

Is that News? Godzilla is Big and Getting Bigger

If you’ve seen any of the Godzilla movies made over the years you know a couple of things for sure. Godzilla is big, like really big. Godzilla is scary and people lose their minds trying to get away from him so they don’t end up as lizard chow. Godzilla likes to knockdown tall buildings. But …

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