Category: Nasty

Mar 22 2015

The Stuff of Nightmares

Well, time travel to the past just became an even worse idea. Researchers found fossilized bones of this freaky-ass, upright-walking crocodile. Yes, you read that correctly. Now called Carnufex carolinensis, the crocodile ancestor likely walked on its hind legs, preying on armored reptiles and early mammal relatives in its ecosystem, the researchers say. Carnufex carolinensis, Latin …

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Jan 23 2014

Do Not Want: Ron Jeremy Version of Wrecking Ball

So you’ve probably seen the original version of the Wrecking Ball music video with Miley Cyrus swinging around. And you may have seen other parodies of it too. But here’s one I’ll bet you haven’t seen, as long as you’re not one of the two and a half million people who have already seen the …

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Oct 11 2013

Oh That’s Nasty: Weatherman Eats Cat Vomit on Live TV

You and I have always known that TV weathermen were part of a different breed. I mean look at them, there’s a group of people who are okay with being wrong everyday. Not only are they okay with it, they get paid the big bucks to lie to us unapologetically three times a day, seven …

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Jun 14 2013

Spit-Shine for Your Mummy

To keep your mummy looking its best you have to dust and polish it regularly, or at least once ever two and a half millennia. That’s the case for this mummy which resides at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. A conservator trained in restoring ancient artifacts removed him from his coffin Friday and began using …

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May 21 2013

Epic for its Badness: Tan Mom makes a music video.

Just when you thought we were free of her, Tan Mom comes out with a music video. Not just any music video either, the worst music video in the history of music and videos. Video should be released early from its prison sentence after killing the radio star just to kill this video and it’s …

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May 14 2013

Happy Meal, With A Fountain Of Youth Please

A man who shall remain unnamed (David Whipple) has a burger he bought from McDonald’s that looks exactly the same as the day he bought it. I’m gonna find whatever is perserving this thing, splice it into my genes, and then live forever! The downside is that I will smell like McDonalds when I get …

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Apr 26 2013

News Flash: Travelling With Remains Is A Bad Idea

Two women were stopped when trying to board a plane when it was discovered that some pottery they had was full of skull fragments and teeth. Like so many before, they claimed it belonged to the person in the group that conveniently wasn’t there at the moment. Just like when my mom found my initials …

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