Category Archive: News

Apr 25 2014

Gross: Tennessee Teen Arrested with Loaded Gun Hidden in her Lady Parts

Sorry no pictures of the actual event. Now get your mind out of the gutter and listen to this. A teen from Tennessee was taken into custody for driving without a license. Upon closer inspection officers found she was hiding considerably more that they had anticipated. Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. …

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Apr 18 2014

I Knew it: Over 120 Science Papers Pulled for Being Nonsense

If you’ve ever tried to read a science journal article and suspected that it was 100% computer-generated, unintelligible, horse crap, there’s a good chance that it is. It’s not that you’re just dumb and you don’t understand the subject matter. That could never be the case. The paper must just be nonsense. Earlier this week, …

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Apr 16 2014

More Bad News: Gamers Start to Suck After Age 24

If there is one thing I don’t need today it’s more bad news. In fact I don’t want any more bad news ever. If you’ve got bad news to give me I want you to make it sound good. In fact, just keep it to yourself, I don’t trust your acting abilities. Scientists from Simon …

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Mar 27 2014

Well that Figures: California Anti-Game-Violence Legislator Arrested for Corruption

California State Senator Leland Yee (D), he’s one of the characters above not sure which, has been one of the major players in the push to limit the access minors have to violent video games. As much as I think such legislation needs to exist, not at all, it’s good to see a wrench thrown …

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Mar 14 2014

Road Closed to Search for Man’s Missing Penis

There’s a title I never thought I’d get to write. Police in Middlesborough, Cleveland, England closed a busy road yesterday to search for an injured man’s severed penis. Or at least that’s how the story goes. A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of man …

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Mar 13 2014

Cat Fight: Family Trapped by Rampaging Pet Kitty

This is Lux. Lux is a 22 pound house cat that recently snapped and destroyed a village trapped his family in a bedroom. The story goes that the cat scratched a baby’s face and the father of the family spanked the cat to get it away from the infant. After the spanking the cat lost …

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Mar 06 2014

I Volunteer: NASA is Planning a Mission to Europa

Okay, so it turns out the mission is only for robots. But if my consciousness has been placed in a robot then, or even if I’m just a 51% robotic cyborg I still volunteer to fly out to Europa to look for life. NASA announced an injection of $17.5 billion from the federal government (down …

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