Category: Sessy

Dec 31 2013

New Years Resolution: Fit into One of These Starwars Swimsuits

Today is New Year’s Eve. You know what that means, contemplating suicide your New Year’s resolutions. Like most people I’ve resolved every year since I was 12 to lose weight. So far I’ve only managed it twice. And once was due to a food poisoning on Christmas. For those of you that need something to …

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Nov 26 2013

Impregnable: Graphene Condom

If you’ve been on the internet, or watched tv, or read a magazine or newspaper in the last couple of years you know that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is offering a $100,00 prize for anyone who can make safer, easier, and even more ubiquitous than they already are. All for the noble reason …

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Nov 14 2013

Dolphins Want Lovin’ Too

If you’ve ever wanted to see the pleasure face of a dolphin, there you go. This a from a  video that I’m going to label as QSFW, Questionably Safe For Work. It’s exactly what you feared. A masturbating dolphin. Not only is he getting his party on he’s using a headless fish do do it. …

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Oct 25 2013

For the Grown Ups: Fetish Lollipops

If you’re in the mood for some rough lovin’ and some candy you’re in luck. Suckers is now on the market. They are fetish lollipops for those people who enjoy that kind of thing. Moscow-based creative company FIRMA Agency have put their innovative spin on an iconic brand, introducing the Chupa Chups 18+ Lollipop design. …

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Oct 24 2013

Got Milk: Pin Ups Wearing Nothing but Moo Juice

When your day job consists of pouring milk on naked ladies and taking high-speed photographs of the action you don’t do it for the money, you do it for the joy and light an a little bloggers face when he sees your photos. Actually I’m not sure how much photographer Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz (link NSFW) gets …

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Oct 18 2013

Well Done: Awesome Post-Apocalyptic Powerpuff Girls Cosplay

In a world where the apocalypse has already happened, and the Powerpuff girls and Professor Utonium are actually normal sized adult humans, and photographers still like to apply colored filters tot heir pictures. Three ladies and their guy friend dressed up to go to ComiCon, I’m guessing. Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup and Professor Utonium get a …

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Oct 16 2013

Going For It: Elephant Steals the First Kiss From Bride

A couple visiting Thailand to have their wedding got a bit of a surprise at the ceremony. Why else would you have your wedding in Thailand unless you were hoping for some sort of surprise? The elephant at the wedding tried to eat the brides face off. Photographer Abraham Joffe, said: “She wasn’t injured. It …

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Oct 02 2013

For Funnies: Real Men in Underwear Ads

In an effort to show what designer underwear look like on the average guy, four “real” men posed as underwear models in the same way that the original ads show them. The results? Not as bad as you might expect. I was seriously worried when I heard about this, I feared that there would be …

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Sep 26 2013

I’ll be There: Town Hall Bondage Workshop

If your city held a town hall on bondage would you attend? If you can answer yes then you must live in a larger and less judgmentally community than I do. Or you are way smoother than me and you just don’t care. Or you’re really in to your bondage and no amount of awkwardness …

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Sep 20 2013

Do Your Lifts: Kettle Bells Shaped Like Boobies

Working out can be hard. If you’re just getting in to it, working out can be basically impossible. You get tired and sore and your body has the tendency to convince you that you don’t need to work out and it’s okay to be fat, or weak, or slow, or whatever it is that society …

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