Category: Star Wars

Feb 06 2014

Well Choreographed: Twerking Storm Troopers

If you’ve ever wondered what Stormtroopers were doing in their free time then you are spending too much time alone. Nevertheless, let’s use the process of elimination to figure out what these guys are up to. They’re not practicing with their blasters. We know because they would be better shots than they are. They’re not …

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Feb 04 2014

Would Taste: Chocolate Millenium Falcon

Check out this sweet creation by the people at Cakes Cove. That’s right, it’s a Millennium Falcon made of chocolate along with a couple of tiny X-Wings. Yes, those are the cutest X-Wings you will ever see. The whole thing is made of chocolate and painted up to look like the Millennium Falcon we’ve grown …

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Jan 22 2014

For Father’s Day: Darth Vader and Son Statue

If you know when Father’s Day is without having to look it up then you are already more prepared than I am. But when I did look it up I found out it falls on June 15th this year so I think I’ll be able to procrastinate for a few more months. Maybe that will …

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Dec 31 2013

New Years Resolution: Fit into One of These Starwars Swimsuits

Today is New Year’s Eve. You know what that means, contemplating suicide your New Year’s resolutions. Like most people I’ve resolved every year since I was 12 to lose weight. So far I’ve only managed it twice. And once was due to a food poisoning on Christmas. For those of you that need something to …

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Dec 27 2013

Would Wear: Medieval Boba Fett Helmet

How does one mix their love for Star Wars, All things Medieval, and not going outside? They make a Medieval Boba Fett helmet of course. And here’s an Instructable on how to do it. Created by instructor matson23 this helmet is made of mostly fiberglass, bondo, and love. That being said, fiberglass and bondo won’t …

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Dec 03 2013

Use All the Patience: Amazing Imperial Star Destroyer Model

I like to think of myself as a patient person. The problem is that’s not really true. I can be patient with other people but I have no patience with myself and my slow-assed-broken-computer stuff. For this reason I’ve come to an internal agreement that I do not try to build models. Or if I …

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Nov 12 2013

I’m in Films: Star Wars Episode VII Casting Call

If you’re an aspiring actor, you’re never going to make it big. Prove me wrong. And when you do send me a check to thank me for motivating you. Here’s your chance to make it big. The casting director for Star Wars Episode VII, Maryellen Aviano, will be in Chicago this week to look for …

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Nov 05 2013

Always Read The Manual: Deathstart Owner’s Technical Manual

Whenever you purchase a new product it’s always a good idea to read the owner’s manual. We all know that and we all ignore it too. Well, I did read a manual for a camera I bought once, it was pretty dry reading and about 3/4 of it appeared to be in another language. Everything …

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Nov 04 2013

Now For Adults: Star Wars Onesies

The folks over at Red5 have just come out with a set of Star Wars Onesies for adults. Buy me one, buy me one, buy me one! As you can see they come in Storm Trooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, and R2D2. The only thing that could make these better is if they had feet …

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Oct 25 2013

Hallo-win: Fairy Princess Darth Vader

This is one of those situations where you can tell a dad has two loves. His daughter and Star Wars. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Just don’t tell the wife. Instead of letting his 3-year-old girl be just any old fairy princess for Halloween he decided to make it awesome. So she’s going as …

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