We’ve all had to sit too close to Apple fanboys at some point so we all know how uncomfortable it is. You can feel yourself getting dumber the longer you are within their proximity. And it hurts, it physically hurts, doesn’t it? Being in the room with an Apple fanboy is more detrimental to mental health than a conversation with a fanatic in the fields of race, religion or politics. I’ve that during an 2-hour flight seated next to an Apple fanboy people lost as many brain cells as they would have after a night of heavy gasoline-drinking.
That being said, here’s a funny video depicting every Apple fanboy’s reaction to every new product announcement. Gotta say pretty sport on. It’s funny to see the stages the fanboy goes through. It’s a kin to the 5 stages of loss and grief but instead of; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance it goes more like the sexual response cycle; Excitement, Plateau, Orgasm, Resolution, and then ends in Intimate Self Loathing.
Hit the jump for the video.