How To: Successfully Steal Cookies From Coworkers

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If you’re not familiar with The Art of Manliness you should check it out an familiarize yourself with it. You’ll learn a lot I promise. Even the ladies out there, go learn what the men in your life should know and help them learn it. Let’s get back to a more civilized world.

Now, I’ll step off my soapbox and talk about ninjas.

Recently AoM put out an info-graphic on how to walk like a ninja. You and I both know that’s something we all aspire to do. But when you weigh enough that the concrete creaks when you walk it’s hard so we don’t try. Instead I’m just happy when my ankles don’t pop on every single step. Will that stop me from practicing this for an hour until I think I’m proficient and then later getting caught stealing a brownie.

Yes, probably yes.