Lifehacker has just started another flame war over which is the top way the toilet paper should roll. Of course they are looking for, “polite, well-reasoned, and well-articulated arguments” but I’d like to feature the same question to my audience here. And I’ll accept any over-the-top answers you can come up with so let’s here your comments.
Turning off the spam filter on this one. But not really.
I don’t want to influence your opinion but there is only one correct answer. And we’re here to find out what that is. Use your influence and any inspiration you’ve gotten from above and convince us why the paper should roll from the top, or bottom. The victors of this challenge will be entitled to pride and a year’s supply of calendar.