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Feb 10 2014

Mark Your Calendar: Zombie Beavers are Coming

BeaverSO we all know that zombies are a thing right now and beavers have been a thing for about 300 years, so it’s about time that zombie beavers or Zombeavers became a thing too. Luckily for us there’s a new movie coming to a theater you’ve probably never been to that has zombie beavers.

You’ll have to watch the trailer after the jump to confirm for yourself but this looks like the best movie about zombie beavers to have been produces in the last 60 years. Not one time since, “It Came From the Pond on the Other Side of the Cul-de-sac” have we seen such a great film made portraying the struggles of zombie beavers in a living human’s world. They just want to be loved, can’t you give them that?

Have you ever actually came in contact with a real beaver in nature? They may look cute and cuddly but they’ll bite your leg off and use it to plug a hole in their dam as quick as look at you. Honestly, I can’t blame them I’d do the same and my dam isn’t half as nice as theirs.

Hit the jump for the video,

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