No Sleep For Me Ever Again



This is it folks, if you want to continue living your life as you know it, then please don’t read this. If you want to read about the creepiest and most disturbing thing you’ll ever learn, then please continue. A tiny skeleton was found in the Atacama Desert in Chile. I’ve had to read this report a few times to see if it was a late April Fools joke because I’m pretty sure that thing is just a doll. Seriously, look at it. However, all of their testing shows that was a living and breathing human being about six to eight years old when it died. Looks like my new fear isn’t that spiders will mutate to have wings. I’m gonna have to start checking my shower for tiny, evil aliens instead of spiders now.

Hit the jump to get even more freaked out.

First off, I think the creators of Men In Black have some explaining to do. Look at the similarities between their alien and this skeleton. I would say that is enough to warrant the real Men In Black, the Illuminati, or the MysteryMachine to pay the director a visit.

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So everyone, lets pack up our stuff. This world aint fit to live on anymore. Who knows how many of these things are walking around still. I mean really, who knows? Please tell someone. They’d be easy to miss though. Actually, come to think of it, I am pretty sure we have a worldwide problem of ‘driers’ taking our socks. Maybe these little critters aren’t only evil, but also have a sock fetish. 

Anyway, I don’t mean to be all ‘apocalypse now’ but OH MY GOSH! Did you see that picture of the tiny skeleton that scientists say was a real, living thing? I won’t be able to sleep anymore, probably ever. Plus, I ate some chili as well. So that gastrointestinal unrest and the fact that the world as we know it is infested with tiny aliens that are so creepy I want to die, I doubt I’ll get much sleep. 

Here are the rest of the photos thanks to LiveScience.