It’s not often that I like to contemplate what any of my childhood heroes would be like in real life. Doing so always tends towards ruining my childhood little by little and killing me on the inside. Luckily for me though other people find joy in creating realistic representations of my favorite cartoon characters and putting them on the internet where I now reside.
Case in point this new realistic Sonic the Hedgehog. I know, to you he may seem like the harmless embodiment of pure evil, but to me he is much more than that. He is the harmless embodiment of pure evil that makes my inner child cry. Little sissy.