«

»

Jun 12 2014

Questioning Their Motives: Thief Steals $18,000 Worth of Axe Shower Gel

axe

Apparently the business of being a criminal in Indiana is becoming very highly specialized. We know that because recently a thief made off with a literal truckload of Axe shower gel. From this we can deduce that his resell market is a middle school. Junior High my dear Watson.

Axe is taking the whole thing pretty lightly. That is to say, it’s more of a joke and an advertising opportunity to them.

We’re asking for everyone to help us track the thief down by keeping their noses peeled for anyone who smells, well, great.

I’m guessing the thief didn’t know what was in the truck. He just found one with the keys in it and took off. When he stops in Iowa to check out his haul he’s going to be all sorts of disappointed. Expect to see reports of foamy rivers over the next few weeks as the perp takes out his frustration on the environment.

Thanks to Cody who is hot on the trail of the crook.

By .

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: