Road Closed to Search for Man’s Missing Penis

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There’s a title I never thought I’d get to write.

Police in Middlesborough, Cleveland, England closed a busy road yesterday to search for an injured man’s severed penis. Or at least that’s how the story goes.

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of man who was found severely injured.
The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed way on the A66 in Middlesbrough.
Officers were called to the scene and found the man with ”wounds to his groin area” and as a result he was taken to hospital.
A 22-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of assault and is in police custody.

This just makes me cringe. It’s just a bad day for everyone involved. The injured guy, the arrested guy, the police searching for the missing member, delayed motorists, everyone. Even more discouraging than the fact that the search actually happened, is that there is no word on whether they found the lost little buddy.

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