You read correctly, this Pennsylvania Preschool is banning “Wrestling, Super Hero[sic] play, and Monster games.” Cross another state off my list of places to visit. I know that you’re thinking that I shouldn’t judge the whole state by this atrocity, but Jimmy Carter is from Georgia and I don’t ever plan on going there.
I still remember the games me and my friends would play when we were little. We had this one game that was basically tag but we would push each other off of huge tractor tires (insight into my school’s playground) to get the next person it. Everyone seemed to really enjoy the game until one day Schwanny tagged Merrill and he took a 6 foot dive to the dirt and broke his arm. Of course the school had to go all anal and ban that game. How may kids are maimed and killed every year on the swings? Exactly some. So why don’t we just ban recess and play entirely.
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