Scented Duck Tape: For the Discerning Kidnapper

whqvnbguds5ywgqwyrwq zotc7c68aec7aw65pexrIf you haven’t seen it yet Duck Tape now comes in different smells. Yes Duck Tape, read the pictures.

For a few years now you’ve been able to buy tape of varying colors, patterns, and qualities but it has all had the same neutral smell. Until now when you can get it in 6 different scents.

No word on how long the smell sticks around or why 8 yards costs $6.50 but I guess if you want the kidnappee to enjoy having tape over their mouth I guess it’s worth it.

I think when I’m flush with cash I’ll buy a couple dozen rolls and cover the walls in it. I wonder if it tastes as good as it smells. You know, the same way that the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.