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Dec 17 2013

Shotgun Flower Shell

shotgun-flower-shell-xlWhen you go out to spread peace and sunshine what is your weapon of choice. Mine has always been a shotgun. A couple of years ago I armed myself with zombie bullets and now I think I’ll get myself a box of these Flower Shells.

The idea is peaceful enough, load up a flower shell into your shotgun and go around blasting seeds into the earth. Seems fast and effective. And, according tot heir website, you can even do it while wearing a bowler cap. There’s just nothing wrong with that.

I’m not sure how being shot out of a gun affects the flower seeds. I’m going to guess the yield is less that 100% when planted. I’m also going to guess that you won’t be able to use these on National Forest land for fear of starting forest fires. But you can go blasting around your own neighborhood in the dead of night all you like.

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