Star Wars Period Table: Episodes 1 – 3

elementsWe wrote about Etckt a little while ago making a periodic table for Star Wars episodes 4 – 7. Now they are at it again, but this time for episodes 1 – 3. What is that you ask? Why would they think of doing that? If we continue on this track, then with the release of Disney’s Star Wars movie we’ll probably need to add Mickey Mouse and Pluto as elements. Ugh.

We have broken the categories into: Jedi, Droid, Comrades (friends and family of the Skywalker clan), Royal Court, Sith, Trade Federation, Rogues (not necessarily all bad, but sketchy to say the least) and the Politico.

Just as we did with the first print in the series, this list of e.lements is derived from the main characters per the cast credits of the movie. That may not please all die-hard fans but we had to draw the line at a certain point and the primary cast for this trilogy was larger than the original.

Now, I know the new Star Wars episodes have received a fair amount of flak from not only myself, but many other fans as well. I do think that the Revenge of the Sith was pretty awesome though. I think they need to make just one more episode as a token of good faith. It would begin to heal the many wounds opened when Lucas decided to do episodes 1 – 3. The new episode would be the complete hunting and destruction of all Gungans anywhere in the universe. Suck on that Jar Jar. If Jar Jar Binks’ element isn’t represented by Cow S#!*, then I am going to write a nasty anonymous email to Etckt. Spoiler, email sent.

Hit the jump for some more details about the period table

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