In a landmark discovery that anyone with any motivation could have found but no one did, Owen Williams went right to the source to find out exactly how toilet paper is supposed to roll. He looked up the patent for the toilet paper roll and you can see that toilet paper is meant to roll over the top. You may remember I discussed this previously here and no one cared here.
Let this be a lesson to all of you out there who think toilet paper should roll under. You are wrong and none of your cousins refer to you as, “The cool one” no matter what your mother told you.