Behold, at last is an automobile fit for the geek. This Honda Civic comes equipped with the most amazing engine cover you can imagine. That’s right my friends, an old-school NES controller, complete with the Konami Code as well. That means that if you are in traffic, your car will turn into a tank bulldozer to get you quickly through the hold up. Also, if needed, your car will do a cartwheel 780 double-backwards flip to get around the pesky police when they come to stop you from “destruction of public and private property and disturbing the peace”. Whatever.
I sure wish this engine didn’t belong to a Honda Civic though. It would be much better if it was on a newer cooler car, or an F16 fighter, or an aircraft carrier. Wow, I’m gonna go glue a controller to the crumpled hood of my clunker and call it good.