When you’re sitting down to 12 hours of playing Battlefield 4 that you just got for Christmas how do you arm yourself? In real life not in the game. If any of your answers don’t include the words “Mountain Dew” then you aren’t as prepared as you might think. For those of you who want to be better prepared than your virtual enemies here’s some Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos.
Everyone loves Cheetos, the crunchy cheezy treat that you have to lick your fingers to savor every flavor, but this new amazing flavor infuses American Mointain Dew with the crunchy Cheetos snack. This combo version by Frito-Lay Japan brings you a wild new flavor that’s indicative of the combination, Mountain Dew flavor. We’re sure you’ll enjoy this limited edition version that’s for “your eyes only” or those who dare to live dangerously. Made in cooperation with Pepsi, to ensure an authentic taste experience. [sic]
Of course, they’re in only Japan, nothing this nerdy or epic makes it to the US until its past it’s expiration date, unless you choose the triple-price shipping and order in bulk so you can sell it to your friends at a significantly inflated friends and family price.