Category Archive: Health

Apr 29 2014

Who Thought this Up? Burst Fire Toothbrush

Let me run and idea past you. Hear me out and tell me what you think. I want to tape my toothbrush to the slide on my handgun and hold the trigger down and let the gun brush my teeth for me. It’s not that my electric toothbrush doesn’t move fast enough for me. It …

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Apr 29 2014

Missed my Invite: World Pole Dancing Competition

So I’m ticked off now. My agent had me lined up to be a judge at this years Pole Dancing World Cup. And if she couldn’t get me in as a judge at the very least I was to be entered as a contestant. I’d have my own weight category. I’m going to have to …

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Apr 24 2014

That’s what you get: Old Guy gets hit by Train Only Loses a Shoe

When you’re hobbling down the road of life and you come to a railroad crossing with the guard arms down how many ducks are in the winter? HA, that totally turned into a religious question. A 77-year-old guy in Rájec-Jestřebí, Czech Republic decided that “while the guard arms are down” is an okay time to …

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Apr 23 2014

Becoming Wolverine: 3D Printed Cast with Healing Ultrasound

Ok quiz time. What is Wolverine’s power? Fast regeneration or healing. Everybody knows that. Now for bonus points how reckless would you me if you knew that you would only have to wear the cast for two days? Probably wouldn’t change me much. I’m already just so reckless. But that’s not the point. The point …

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Apr 18 2014

Golf Bike

Who remembers the hunting bike I wrote about a while back? Well here’s a similar idea. It’s a bike specifically made for the more active golfers among us. The bike is equipped with wide, small diameter tires for quick acceleration and minimal course impact. It also is able to carry your clubs and equipment. Probably …

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Apr 16 2014

Do Not Want: Teen Falls into a Coma After a “Friend” Squeezes his Nuts

Boys will be boys right? Wrong. It is never okay to touch another man’s junk, unless you are a licensed practicing physician and you are checking for a hernia. Now, turn your head and cough. The 17-year-old, who is from Artane in Dublin, suffered cardiac arrest while joking around with other youths. He passed out …

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Apr 08 2014

Would Wear: Bruise Suit Indicates Internal Injuries for Those Who Feel No Pain

Some people won’t let an injury or genetic condition stop them. People like the athletes in the Paralympics. The problem arises when someone who has no sensation in parts of their body gets injured. Sometimes even serious injuries can go unnoticed and hence untreated. That’s where this new Bruise suit comes in. The athlete wears …

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Mar 31 2014

So Many Feels: 2-Legged Dog has the Time of his Life on the Beach

This is Duncan Lou Who. Apparently being born with deformed hind legs that had to be removed wasn’t a cruel enough lot in life, this poor pooch had the named after some of the most embarrassing of Dr. Suess’s characters. As you can see, and as you just read, Duncan has only two legs. He …

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Mar 28 2014

Feeling Left Out Again: First Cybernetic Olympics to be Held in 2016

I’ve got dreams man,  dream of one day competing in the Olympics. The problem there is I’m not one of those people, like my brother, with any sort of natural athletic talent. The only sports I am any good at still haven’t been accepted as Olympic sports and it’s likely if they were I’d learn …

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Mar 27 2014

Doctors can Now Save Gunshot and Stabbing Victims by Placing them in Suspended Animation

Doctors at UPMC Presbyterian Hospital in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania are ready to try to save the lives of 10 gunshot and stabbing victims by placing them in suspended animation. Why they chose 10 victims is unclear. Sounds to me like they plan to go on a 10-person medical rampage but that seems unlikely. Maybe it’s just …

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