Category Archive: Health

Jun 27 2014

The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do: Sitting

It looks like today has somehow become a sports and exercise day. Sorry, it won’t happen again. I guess I’m excited because as you read this I am running Ragnar. That is, as long as you read this article right when it publishes. And if not, why don’t you love me? Anyway… We’ve all heard forever …

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Jun 27 2014

Not Sure About This: Star Wars Yoga

If you’re in to yoga or exercise in general than that’s great. I give you permission to lord it over the rest of us like running that 5k makes you the coolest person in not just your 8th grade, but all of the 8th grades. If you’re in to yoga and Star Wars then you …

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Jun 27 2014

Best at Being Worst: World Cup Flopping Rankings

While we’re on the subject of soccer. What is with flopping? Holy crap. It seems like I remember news about players getting yellow carded for flopping back in South Africa. Why is it suddenly legal again? All too often during matches, seemingly fit men fall to the ground in agony. They scream, wince, pound the grass …

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Jun 09 2014

Incredible: Drinkable Sunscreen

Harmonized H2O who makes all sorts of supplements and miracle treatments has come out with a product that they claim to be an effective drinkable sunscreen and tanning enhancer. You’re supposed to just drink a cap full an hour before you head out into the sun and every 4 hours after that. You can head …

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Jun 05 2014

Now that’s Progress: Prosthectic Leg for Rock Climbers

Some people like to climb rocks and giant cliffs. These people are braver or crazier than me. Some time brave or crazy people get sucked into a swather or get blown up and lose a leg or two. Usually that means the end of their rock climbing career. Until now… A prosthetic leg for rock …

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Jun 05 2014

Worth the Time: Hilarious Post Wisdom Teeth Removal Surgery Video

Some lucky people get to be nice and drugged up during their wisdom teeth removals. Others, like me, just get numbed. Not numbed enough that it doesn’t still hurt when the dentist kneels on your chest, but what are ya gonna do? Luckily some of those people who get drugged end up being pretty funny. …

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May 16 2014

hlp Im bn murdered: You can now Text 911

Good news for those people who are deaf or being held hostage by a masked man with Volcan-like hearing. You can now text 911 for help. Unfortunately this only applies to some states and some counties within those states right now. The ones with the extra man power and the call center personnel who are …

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May 08 2014

WHO Declares Global Emergency for Potential Polio Pandemic

I know, in all honesty you’re disappointed to hear that the Public Health Emergency of International Concern was declared over an existing disease. The last time this happened it was Swine Flu which was new and exciting and everyone you knew got sick. You were really hoping that next time it happened it would be …

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May 07 2014

Like a Bull in a China Shop: An Ox in a Hospital

Seen here in his natural habitat the majestic ox stands outside where it belongs. What do you think would happen if one of them got inside? Probably nothing good because oxen are basically cows, and cows are big, dumb, tasty animals. Well, an ox getting inside is exactly what happened in a hospital in Brazil …

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May 02 2014

Beer Run, Beer Run, Beer Run

Most people I know will only run for one of two reasons, there is only one sale item left on the shelf and some one else is going of it, or the are in mortal danger and must run to live. And the latter isn’t always applicable. Other people however, they run for fun and …

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